So I’ve noticed for a while that feminism’s almost complete focus on things that allow consequence free sex — free contraception, abortion — makes it seem like it was designed by horny teenage boys, and now this bro-choice movement has arisen to illustrate that point. Quote a “male feminist”:
Your sex life is at stake. Can you think of anything that kills the vibe faster than a woman fearing a back-alley abortion? Making abortion essentially inaccessible in Texas will add an anxiety to sex that will drastically undercut its joys. And don’t be surprised if casual sex outside of relationships becomes far more difficult to come by.
I was almost convinced this was a hoax meant to illustrate the poor affects on society of the abortion culture, but apparently it’s legit. And that’s something to think about. The ideals of feminism was to lead women to a higher station in life, but what it’s done is instead lead them into bed with this total douche. If that’s not an indication of the total failure of the movement, I don’t know what is.
So here we are, arguing for late term abortion — infanticide, really — because it gets in the way of casual sex. This is not an indication of a well society… or one that will last. The human race won’t last cannibalizing itself for fleeting pleasure.
And any society that can use the word “bro-choice” with a straight face is not meant to exist.
I invoke Poe’s Law.
I invoke Bros Law — any word or phrase that uses “bro” as a prefix or suffix is a sign of mental degeneration and stupidity.
The left always talks about how abortion has to stay legal otherwise women will turn to “back alleys”. But couldn’t the same thing be said for guns? We should keep them legal, otherwise people will turn to back alleys — amateurs who make their own firearms and ammo — to get their guns? People could get hurt from these low quality firearms. So to prevent that we must keep guns legal.
I was single in Texas three years before abortions became legal and I did not find casual sex outside of relationships difficult to come by.
Do contemporary urban planners even bother to lay out back alleys anymore? Branches (franchises?) of Planned Parenthood occupy office space in urban settings…it’s not like said planners are thinking hmmm, we need to grid a back alley behind Larch Street so, if Planned Parenthood is banned, all the scruffy harridans wielding rusty coathangers will have a place to gather and provide amateur diletation and curretage.
The BroDudes main fear and sexbuzz killer is more likely the raised possibility of child support payments.
“Bro-Choice?” The consequences will be legend … wait for it … dary.
Wait. Are we saying that everyone should have ready access to bro-thels? Even if they’re bro-ke? I can help design the bro-chure.
We should just “cut out” middle steps and have obamacare offer free vasectomies!