Top 10 NSA Pickup Lines Posted by Harvey on 2 September 2013, 3:00 pm [High Praise! to The Looking Spoon]
Sure I’m available. My divorce from the Fourth Amendment becomes final any week now! Reply to this comment
Heh, mine too. What are YOU wearing? zzzzzzttttttcchhh! Crap, sorry about that. Reply to this comment
“Think of us as your 24/7/365 tech support. Now, could you rotate your laptop a little to the left? There! That increases your bandwidth.” Reply to this comment
It’s real creepy that this stuff is going on. Imagine all the new stalkers that are going to seek jobs at the NSA just for the benefits of spying on your girlfriends and wives. Reply to this comment
Sure I’m available. My divorce from the Fourth Amendment becomes final any week now!
Heh, mine too. What are YOU wearing? zzzzzzttttttcchhh! Crap, sorry about that.
Baby, you’re so fine I’d download a tetrabyte of your data.
Ooops, terabyte. Good thing the real NSA types better than I do!
i’m not stalking you, i’m with the NSA.
“Think of us as your 24/7/365 tech support. Now, could you rotate your laptop a little to the left? There! That increases your bandwidth.”
It’s real creepy that this stuff is going on. Imagine all the new stalkers that are going to seek jobs at the NSA just for the benefits
of spying on your girlfriends and wives.