It’s Columbus Day, so I’m taking the day off to celebrate Columbus, Ohio. Did you know it’s Ohio’s state capital? Without its organizational powers, Ohio would be nothing but a bunch of feuding warlords.
Based on what comes out of Columbus most days, being a feudal warlord might be kinda nice. Probably need more ammo, though, to deal with raids from Michigan. Not worried about Detroiters, it’s da yoopers dat scare ya, eh?
It’s Columbus Day, so I’m taking the day off to celebrate Washington, District of Columbia. Did you know it’s America’s capital? Without its organizational powers, America would be nothing but a bunch of feuding warlords. There I fixed it for you, or I plagiarized the s**t out of it depending on your point of view.
This holiday, instituted by President Taft, which honors the one-handed blues guitarist Columbus Day, should be celebrated by patronizing obscure, handicapable, jazz musicians.
I’m spending Columbus Day (observed) in Columbus, Georgia. Y’all stop by and we’ll head to the Cannon Brew Pub down on Broad. And, yes, they really do have a real cannon out front.
Yep.
Based on what comes out of Columbus most days, being a feudal warlord might be kinda nice. Probably need more ammo, though, to deal with raids from Michigan. Not worried about Detroiters, it’s da yoopers dat scare ya, eh?
It’s Columbus Day, so I’m taking the day off to celebrate Washington, District of Columbia. Did you know it’s America’s capital? Without its organizational powers, America would be nothing but a bunch of feuding warlords. There I fixed it for you, or I plagiarized the s**t out of it depending on your point of view.
This holiday, instituted by President Taft, which honors the one-handed blues guitarist Columbus Day, should be celebrated by patronizing obscure, handicapable, jazz musicians.
I’m celebrating by listening to Fats Waller:
What about Columbus, Georgia, Columbus, Mississippi and Columbus, Indiana?
I’m spending Columbus Day (observed) in Columbus, Georgia. Y’all stop by and we’ll head to the Cannon Brew Pub down on Broad. And, yes, they really do have a real cannon out front.
That’s what Ohio gets when it bases its entire economy on a single basketball player.
Okay, Basil, I’ll be there in ten.
It’s been twenty. I’m gonna go ahead and order nachos.
Okay, I’ll call-in some chicken wings. I’m stuck in 3,000 miles of traffic.