Columbus Day!

It’s Columbus Day, so I’m taking the day off to celebrate Columbus, Ohio. Did you know it’s Ohio’s state capital? Without its organizational powers, Ohio would be nothing but a bunch of feuding warlords.

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  1. Based on what comes out of Columbus most days, being a feudal warlord might be kinda nice. Probably need more ammo, though, to deal with raids from Michigan. Not worried about Detroiters, it’s da yoopers dat scare ya, eh?

  2. It’s Columbus Day, so I’m taking the day off to celebrate Washington, District of Columbia. Did you know it’s America’s capital? Without its organizational powers, America would be nothing but a bunch of feuding warlords. There I fixed it for you, or I plagiarized the s**t out of it depending on your point of view.

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