In Portland, Oregon, police managed to lure a suicidal man off a ledge by offering him a sandwich.
He didn’t really want the sandwich, but they told him he’d have to pay a fine if he didn’t take it.
In Portland, Oregon, police managed to lure a suicidal man off a ledge by offering him a sandwich.
He didn’t really want the sandwich, but they told him he’d have to pay a fine if he didn’t take it.
He must have gotten his first ‘affordable’ insurance bill.
Supreme Court says it’s not a fine…it’s a tax.
They promised him a bacon sandwich but he ended up getting liverwurst. And they charged him 3 times what he used to pay for bacon.
He has no idea what was in the sandwich. He’ll have to pass it to find out what was in it.
#4 That was going to be my horrible really crappy comment
Life is like a $hit sandwich, the more bread you have, the less $hit you gotta eat.
Here eat this!! ~ Cheech Marin
Darwinism thwarted once again……
This was in Portland Ore-uh-gone, right? Home to almost as many smelly, dirty Hippies per square inch as Berkeley. The place where the city government subsidizes Occupier campgrounds.
That there sammich had to be made using gluten-free, 36 grain bread, mayo made using eggs from free-range chickens, lettuce picked by unionized undocumented laborers, and tofu ham or bacon.
Wrapped in recycled, hemp-based toilet paper, said sammich was probably delivered to the police by a naked, heavily tatted and pierced, bike riding lesbian with braided pit-hair.