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Subtle signs that press freedom is suffering under Obama include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Subtle signs that press freedom is suffering under Obama include…
… media lapdogs are fed store-bought cookies.
… the Administration posts rebuttals to articles before they’re published.
… the simple fact that most of the press won’t report on the falling standing of the U.S. press freedom.
…the fact that Chris Matthews’ leg tingles every time Obama speaks…
… Putin is calling Obama to ask for tips on how to deal with the press.
…Ed Schultz’s official job title being changed to “Racism Accuser”.
…that Jay Carney isn’t laughed out of every press conference he holds…
…still being forbidden to laugh at Joe Biden.
…the new five-second minimum for the mandatory kissing of Eric Holder’s pinky ring.
New Common Core Civics lesson: “How to Report Your Counter-Revolutionary Parents”.
…now being referred to as Xinhua.
…the voluntary NSA searches of reporters’ private email and phone records.
…that the mainstream media hold daily two-minute hate sessions focused on talk radio and Fox News…
…new federal construction project: Guantanamo, Kansas
…the script given to Joel McHale to use at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner when he hosts with the admonition “he who wanders is lost”.
…Pull freedom is thriving
…Pull freedom is thriving
Subtle signs that press freedom is suffering under Obama include… are all lies. The press is thriving under Obama and anyone who disagrees is RACIST!
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…the sharp increase in unfortunate accidents befalling press members. (Really? Is anyone buying the pinkeye story on Bob Costas?)
… media lapdogs are subject to becoming Monday night Hash.
… the FCC is now the “Fercotti Cooperation Commission.”
One way tickets to GITMO are sold out.
… “Meet the Press” is now being taped in a dark D.C. parking garage.
… Cronkite’s creepy signature “And that’s they way it is” now followed by “. . . “You agree, don’t you?” and the name of the cable subscriber.
… “Press” badges replaced by “Pull” strings.
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… members of the press have to declare a safe word before a press conference.
… ‘Obama’ is always followed by ‘pbuh’.
he’s stopped using the retractable leashes
…White House feces throwers require press members to bring their own feces.
…average time for each spell check is 6 years in Sing Sing.
…still won’t allow distribution of clean crack pipes.
…racist code words are no longer the only three words that are not racist.
…the fact that dissent used to be the highest form of patriotism but is now the highest form of racism.
…administration flunkies have dug up Walter Cronkite three times just to kick him and now keep the rotting corpse on display to show what a real newsman looks like, Katie Couric with only an hour in make-up and hair styling.
…they are still under Obama, who is tied with toe fungus in popularity.
…kitten raping mass murderers always choose death by wood chipper over two year sentence as White House correspondent.
…schadenfreude so intense that soul destroying evil from Washington can go unreported until it was too late.