I hope Lil Kim names her baby Lil'er Kim
— trudy smoke (@jaimebc) February 13, 2014
Calm down, people who fall off mountains and die
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) February 13, 2014
why do microwaves blare like car alarms just because a $1 burrito is warm? of all the things to loudly warn me about that seems low priority
— lawblob (@lawblob) February 13, 2014
I hear that @PiersMorgan is suing Dyson, on the grounds that HE was the first sackless vacuum.
— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) February 13, 2014
If I had my druthers, I'd be like, what are these. What are druthers and why do I have them.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) February 14, 2014
Druthers
(noun) way or preference
Generally used in the plural. Especially in the phrase:
“If (person) had (possessive adjective) druthers”
Probably originally derived from a contraction of “would rather”.
If he had his druthers, I suspect he’d still be in bed.
If I had my Yothers, I’d get back some of the half hours I spent watching ‘Family Ties.’
HOW DUMB CAN YOU WINGNUTS BE??? THE DRUTHERS PHRASE STARTED BACK IN THE 1950S WITH DR JOYCE DRUTHERS WHO WON ALOT OF MONEY ON SOME OLD TV GAME SHOWS AND PEOPLE ALL WANTED TO BE AS SMART AND LUCKY AS THAT EMPOWERED WOMAN!!! WINGNUT CHAUVENIST SEXIST OPPRESSOR PIGS (UGH!!! UGH!!!) OF COURSE STOLE THE PHRASE AND FORCED IT TO MEAN HAVING A WOMAN BE SMART AND DO THINGS FOR YOU!!!UGH!!!I KNOW THIS BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS AT A LIBERATION FEMINAR WHERE SHE WAS KEYNOTING!!!STUPID WINGNUTS!!!
Okay, that gets an ‘8’, Janeane. Keep up the good work.
Re: Lil Kim’s progeny:
Does North Korea own the copyright on Kim Young’un?
A big sexist valentine to Janeane!!!
I think she’s available, Oppo.
Uh, Janeane, that would be Dr. Joyce BROTHERS, the psychologist who won the $64,000 Question in 1955 by answering questions on boxing, because the producers thought it would be cool.
hey, JG! stopped by for another French lesson?
how about this:
JG, s’en aller
@Jimmy: Well, only for non-chopsocky neanderthal gynoterrorists. Only for those who like Obama and have access to infinite yays.
Piers “was the first sackless vacuum.” — Oh, that one struck deep! “A hit, a very palpable hit.”
HEY WINGNUTS THE PHRASE ACTUALLY GOES BACK FURTHER THAN JOYCE DRUTHERS!!!QUEEN LATIFA TOLD ME THAT IT GOES BACK TO OPPRESSOR WHITES IN THE 1930S REFERRING TO NEGROES AS SCATMAN DRUTHERS WHO WOULD BE ALL SERVILE AND YES, SIR BOSS AND DO THINGS FOR THE CAUCASIAN OPPRESSORS LIKE SHINE SHOES AND CARRY BAGS IN HOTELS AND TRAIN STATIONS!!!!CLUELESS WINGNUTS!!!!!
Janeane, dearest, I think there was this band called the Flying Burrito Druthers. I’ll have to give Paula or Randy a little jinglie winglie to make sure.