Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hawaiian officials have decided against naming a park after President Obama. Instead, they will honor him by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hawaiian officials have decided against naming a park after President Obama. Instead, they will honor him by…
… naming a guano mound after him.
…naming choom dispensary after him.
…getting high and taking away some vet’s benefits.
Hawaiian officials have decided against naming a park after President Obama. Instead, they will honor him by…
giving a generous check to the DNC.
invading Guam.
beginning that new Municipal Golf Course.
…always capitalizing the word “Okidoki.”
…sacrificing a virgin by tossing her into a local volcano while invoking his blessed name.
. . . no longer producing birth certificates
. . . prohibiting any university there from providing transcripts for any student
. . . announcing that each of the eight islands comprising Hawaii is now a state, thus giving the USA fifty-seven states
…renaming the Hawaiian trigger fish – humuhumunukUnukuaObamapuaa
Renaming Maui Wowie after him.
…renaming that famous Hawaiian tradition – “The Luau” – where they roast a pig in a pit covered with banana leaves… to… of course… “The Obama.” (They debated calling it “The Michelle” but were overruled by large Samoan women in the audience.)
“Where you gonna eat?”
“I’m going to an Obama!”
… naming a park in Kenya after him.
Hawaiian officials have decided against naming a park after President Obama. Instead, they will honor him by…
swearing a blood oath to serve his purposes until death takes them.
…Forcing their biggest (legal) exporter to stop using the name Dole.
…Renaming Kilauea as: Michelle’s Temper.
…greeting all visitors by bowing to them instead of putting a lei around their neck.
… having a guy in a Joe Wilson mask greet him with “You lei!!” every time he deplanes in the state.
… along with a little guy in a white suit yelling “Deplane! Deplane!”
… Re-naming *their* economic base after *his* economic base: Academia Nuts.
…Hiring the Piranha Brothers to “take care of” the Office of Vital Records.
@10 Jimmy:
Of course, if you go to an Obama, it’s not a pig they roast….it’s a dog.
…renaming the state Highwaii.
…serving only kelp for school lunch.
…bestowing the honorific, “Son of a Beach” on him.
…making hlm the official state bird.
…closing their borders.
…letting gays and illegals park in the handicapped zone when signing up for benefits.
…smoking a fatty.
@16 Connecticut: Of course!
…applying his name to the airspace directly above Mount Kilauea in recognition of years of being nothing but a mass of hot air.
. . . throwing everyone who ever saw or might have seen his birth certificate into a volcano, after which all of their hard drives will be scratched, scrapped and destroyed.
… promising their wahinis equal poi for equal work.
Not delivering, just promising.
Hawaiian officials have decided against naming a park after President Obama. Instead, they will honor him by…
…renaming the State after him.
…quitting sugar production. Thereby forcing everyone to abide by Moochelle’s no sugar diet.
…raising taxes
Hawaiian officials have decided against naming a park after President Obama. Instead, they will honor him by… renaming a bath house in down town Honolulu “The Berry”
… mandating that they have as many sub-zero days per year as New Hampshire, to ensure fairness.
…altering the standard Christmas greeting to: “Mele KalikiObamamaka.”
naming a Kenyan park after him.
… electing some random Kenyan three-card monte man King of the Universe.
making him an honorary citizen.
… naming a roasted pig after him.
“capsizing Guam”
….. by designating him ‘The Ayatollah Of Ebola’ 🙂