Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Department of Homeland Security has just been granted a new power…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Department of Homeland Security has just been granted a new power…
… the ability to hire someone with an IQ exceeding that of bathwater !!!
…leaping to conclusions in a single bound…
…bullet-proof for any lawsuit…
…able to annoy every passenger*
* – Muslims and the undocumented excepted
The Department of Homeland Security has just been granted a new power…
they can talk to fish.
The Department of Homeland Security has just been granted a new power…
they can “review” anyone’s tax returns.
They have been granted the power to summon captain planet any time the sea levels get too high
The Department of Homeland Security has just been granted a new power…
They can now deputize Google Glass. Google Glass can now make arrests with temple clamps and lead the wearer to a detention center.
The Department of Homeland Security has just been granted a new power.
They have the power of NAMING. By giving a problem (terrorism) a new name (workplace violence) they can make a problem completely disappear.
THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!
The Power of Love.
The Department of Homeland Security has just been granted a new power…
…supply. This will ensure that all emails will be deleted in a more timely matter.
…and it is the ultimate power… A fresh batch of Anonymous’ cookies.
…running the Gatekeeper software.
…the use of the genital cuff whenever someone utters “4th Amendment right…”
…freeze touch.
…to pick your friends, to pick your nose, and to pick your friend’s nose.
. . . to cloud men’s minds (women’s minds are already clouded)
. . . to the people (I’m sooooo glad the sixties and seventies are over)
…. the power of the pen… they have a notebook full of blank Presidential Pardons, only to be used in emergencies, of course…
…final editing and censorship of Showtime’s hit show “Homeland”.
…Locking the front door of the White House.
…T&A agents at all Hollywood awards shows. (They will, of course, have to use the full body scan machines)
… the power to distinguish workplace violence from terrorism with just a cursory glance at the perpetrator’s religion.
The Department of Homeland Security has just been granted a new power.
A great power that comes without great responsibility.
The Department of Homeland Security has just been granted a new power.
It is estimated that it will take them 5 years just to figure how to get it out of it’s packaging.
… the power to help (though they may have been watching Super Why at the time)
…can place those little “protected by” signs in your yard and if you still look worried they will slap a sticker on your forehead.
…when in danger all employees just click their heels together and say I want to go home, I want to go home.
…overturned ban on muslim genies granting wish for exploding pigs.
…in the event of Republican control of House, Senate and White House, blame switches to the Koch brothers.
…well, more like an objective. Set up Lois Lerner on a blind date with Clark Kent, and if they hit off, send her to the mid-east.
The power to erect Barrycades anywhere at anytime
…called “Hindvision”. It’s like “hindsight” but only more superheroy.
..the power to break into any ordinary American’s home in order to avoid a reporter.