Straight Line of the Day: Buried Deep in Obama’s Latest Budget Proposal… Posted by Harvey on 5 February 2015, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Buried deep in Obama’s latest budget proposal…
… the actual lyrics to “Inna Gadda Da Vida” and “Wooly Bully”. (Don’t worry – no one will ever read that far.) Reply to this comment
…is a $7000 grant for me! I just got the notification from a Pakistani gentleman yesterday. Yippee! Reply to this comment
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…is a negotiation with a certain Nigerian prince designed to lower the deficit, costing a modest amount up front for handling fees. …are construction funds for secret dog kennels, at several locations (Washington, Hawaii, Martha’s Vineyard, Chicago), designated as supply depots. Reply to this comment
A line item where Obozo sells out the American people and craps on the Constitution to get a tax break for his god, Satan. Reply to this comment
…the line to add the 15% gratuity. …money for the new Brady Bill, which finances experimental ball inflation for Democrat presidents. Reply to this comment
1.7 million dollars to buy scratch off lottery tickets to fund the entire proposal. Reply to this comment
Buried deep in Obama’s latest budget proposal… free hookers and blow for everyone! a small exhaust vent leading to the very heart of the Death Star. a nasty McGuffin. the bill of sale for America’s collective soul. Reply to this comment
…funding to nuke the moon into a permanent crescent shape, to honor our new Islamic overlords. Reply to this comment
…is enough for everyone, as long as the presses still run. …is a requirement that all future cookies made must contain walnuts. Reply to this comment
…the bodies of all the people he threw under the bus. -He didn’t think anyone would look there. Reply to this comment
Buried Deep
inBY Obama’s Latest Budget Proposal……America’s future.
… the actual lyrics to “Inna Gadda Da Vida” and “Wooly Bully”. (Don’t worry – no one will ever read that far.)
800K to study what’s wrong with white people
…is a $7000 grant for me! I just got the notification from a Pakistani gentleman yesterday. Yippee!
oops, left off the link: http://www.scamcallfighters.com/scam-call-2538436561-Scammer–i-got-a-7000-dollar-gov-grant–buy-a-green-dot-money-card-Government-Grant-Scam-10094.html
…is a negotiation with a certain Nigerian prince designed to lower the deficit, costing a modest amount up front for handling fees.
…are construction funds for secret dog kennels, at several locations (Washington, Hawaii, Martha’s Vineyard, Chicago), designated as supply depots.
A line item where Obozo sells out the American people and craps on the Constitution to get a tax break for his god, Satan.
…is the repeal of the 22nd amendment.
…the line to add the 15% gratuity.
…money for the new Brady Bill, which finances experimental ball inflation for Democrat presidents.
1.7 million dollars to buy scratch off lottery tickets to fund the entire proposal.
Buried deep in Obama’s latest budget proposal…
free hookers and blow for everyone!
a small exhaust vent leading to the very heart of the Death Star.
a nasty McGuffin.
the bill of sale for America’s collective soul.
…funding to nuke the moon into a permanent crescent shape, to honor our new Islamic overlords.
…is enough for everyone, as long as the presses still run.
…is a requirement that all future cookies made must contain walnuts.
…is Jimmy Hoffa.
…the bodies of all the people he threw under the bus. -He didn’t think anyone would look there.
. . . are driving directions to the other seven states