Random Thoughts: President, Cruz, and Mickey

If you don’t have friends, make some just so you can talk about Superego. It will be worth the annoyance of friends.

Just a reminder that I am now old enough to be president. I promise to do nothing other than cash my check each week if elected.

Or does the president get paid biweekly? Or twice a month? Anyone know how that works?

And would it be possible to not have to move to D.C. if elected president? That place is full of weirdos and sociopaths.

Future headline to keep in mind if Ted Cruz takes charge in implementing his policies: “Cruz Control.” Lemme explain…

The Conservative Book Club doesn’t exactly have a large selection under “Fiction,” but it makes up for it in quality.

When watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, I can’t get over what an egomaniac Mickey is. Everything has to be named after or shaped like him.

For a while, he even tried to call the Hot Dog Dance the “Mousekadance.” Come on, dude.

The less you like the Republican candidate in the primary, the less you’ll be disappointed by him later.

Hey, maybe in another decade FOX will revive Firefly for a couple episodes.

3-star reviews hurt. That’s two whole stars of not liking it. And stars are some of the largest objects in the universe.

10 Comments

  1. I read in the news that Egypt is considering abandoning Cairo as its capital and selecting another city. I remembered back to the ’60s when Brazil left Rio de Janwieo to the thugs and constructed Brasilia out in the desert. Perhaps capital cities just attract an unsavory lot. You should really campaign on the platform of relocating the seat of our government to a lower crime area…I would suggest Guantanamo Bay. Housing is already in place.

  2. We need an exhaustive list of Cruz puns or plays-on-words. Frank won’t do it, so we have to.

    Cruz Control
    Cruzing Altitude
    Cruz Missile
    Sunset Cruz
    Cruz Cruzlines
    Cruz Director
    Honeymoon Cruz
    Cruz On Down
    Police Cruzer
    Cabin Cruzer
    Cruzing For A Bruising
    If You Cruz, You Lose!
    If You Don’t Cruz, You Lose!
    Take A Cruz
    Went On A Cruz

    You’re Cruzin’!

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