Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Netanyahu was reelected Prime Minister of Israel, President Obama called to say…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Netanyahu was reelected Prime Minister of Israel, President Obama called to say…
I guess congrats is in order but I will be rethinking that, just like our support for Israel…..
After Netanyahu was reelected Prime Minister of Israel, President Obama called to say…
is your refrigerator running?
After Netanyahu was reelected Prime Minister of Israel, President Obama called to say…
You can make it O.K.
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
Christ you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They’re going to crucify me
After Netanyahu was reelected Prime Minister of Israel, President Obama called to say…
recount…recount…RECOUNT!
…”You didn’t win that…”
…”If you like our support, you can keep our support.”
. . . you’re dethspicable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GN2yGfAqcc
“I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling Likuds.”
I’m mailing a congratulatory gift to your office. Don’t mind the ticking sound. Be sure to open it personally.
…ummmmm, Moslem Tov, Bubby…
…oh, crap, it’s 3:00 a.m. there?
…borders schmorders. They look a lot like Mexicans to me.
…don’t get too smug. One of Valarie’s classmates still wants to nuke you.
“Elections have Golansequences.”
After Netanyahu was reelected Prime Minister of Israel, President Obama called to say…
“Congratu– oops, my bad… wrong number!”
… he didn’t know anything about the Morsi’s head that Netanyahu found in his bed.
“What do you mean, ‘coalition government’? ‘Work with the opposition’? I’m sorry, is there a translator?”
After Netanyahu was reelected Prime Minister of Israel, President Obama called to say…
…whatever his handlers told him to say
…I find your lack of faith disturbing.
You’ve got a nice country there. It’d be a shame if anything were to… happen to it.
“It’s gratifying to talk to a fellow politician who combats extremists that bitterly cling to their guns and religion.”
Wow, your voters are a lot smarter than ours.
I have expanded my efforts to ban ammunition in this country to include BiBis.
You wouldn’t have won if it wasn’t for your “Get out the Jewish vote” strategy.
I look forward to continuing to work with you despite our differences, just as I do with the Republican party here in this country.
Congratulations. Allah Akbar. {hangs up}
“I U.N.friend you.” (hangs up)
…you win THIS time.
…please don’t hurt me.
…of course you realize this means war.
…you got away with it despite us meddling kids!
“IRAN a better campaign than you!” (hangs up)
“I hate you!” (slam)
After Netanyahu was reelected Prime Minister of Israel, President Obama called to say…
F*%k you you mother f&*king &&^%$^&*((*&^$#$%^&()&^%#
Obama refuses to renew 40-year-old emergency oil supply pact with Israel
http://europenews.dk/en/node/92192
no. not funny at all.
He just called…to say…he loves Jews. [As sung by Stevie Wonder]
@Zaklog: …. he just called to say he’s CAIR. . .