Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Apple’s new TV service will feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Apple’s new TV service will feature…
…every series ever aired that featured a character wearing a turtleneck.
Apple’s new TV service will feature…
pompous buffoonery.
…a catchy new slogan – “Apple. Watch.”
… no Beach Blanket Bingo movies or Mickey Mouse Club reruns, thanks to Annette neutrality.
… a continuously scrolling banner advertising Apple products.
“The Pod Squad”
Apple’s new TV service will feature… everything Tivo offered five years ago. But less reliably, with less variety, and cost more money.
The good news? It has the apple logo prominently displayed so everyone will know you have one.
…no actual live broadcasts.
. . . weather reports paying particular attention to air quality, with special attention to bad smug conditions
Apple’s new TV service will feature…
..better versions, which will cost a lot more money and will always be released right around Christmas.
..a total blackout of the show “Dirty Jobs”.
Programmers (in both senses) writing programs (in both senses) to entertain people
One of Apple’s patented insults to other fruits: “How do you like me now, pe-otch?”
…will display the famed Apple ‘bite me’ Logo.
…a cooking show specializing in Apple Cookies: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/glazed-apple-cookies/
…Apple TV worms.
… a price double that of Sling TV, but featuring content half of which you can get over the air for free.
Oh, wait. You wanted a joke. Sorry.
@16 – Looks like Apple wrote the punchline for you on that one.
You probably owe them 99 cents now.