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  1. . . . and the visitors’ log was shredded on Tuesday, in a completely unrelated incident. Also unrelated were the crash of White House security cameras on Monday and the subsequent EMP which destroyed all computer records of the visit, which Hillary now claims not to remember and hey, nobody saw me and you can’t prove it.

  2. Hillary Clinton visited the White House on Monday…

    channeled her inner cyborg and said, “I’ll be back.”

    by Tuesday all the plants died.

    making sure the telex machines were kept so clean…

    in the same sense that Mafia hit men “pay a visit” to a local business.

    and left a horses head in Obama’s bed.

    Charlie Chaplin, “The Great Dictator”, ‘nuf ced.

  3. She Came In Through The Ba’ath Room Window
    Protected by her silver spoon.
    But now she deletes her Thumb and hard drives —
    Memory banks — and her own log-on.

    Didn’t anybody tell her?
    Didn’t anybody see?
    Someday we’ll find out what happened
    On that night in Benghazi.

    She said she always stood by her man, sir;
    Just not those 15 hours, that day.
    And though I’m sure she knew the answer
    Well she knew, but she would not say.

    Didn’t anybody tell her?
    Didn’t anybody see?
    Someday maybe Mrs. Grundy
    Will tell us about Benghazi.

    Oh yeah…

    [Hillary’s Refrain — looking longingly at the White House:]

    “Once there was a way
    To get back home, again. . . . “

  4. …singing Then I crossed the empty street – And caught the Monday smell of someone’s cooking goose – And it took me back to something that I’d lost somehow, somewhere along the way

    …strapped.

    …and those darned Mossad guys waved her right in.

    …and felt an urge to chew the visitors log.

    …wearing a blue dress and a Little Caesars cap.

  5. Hillary Clinton visited the White House on Monday…

    Gotta work like a slave all day
    Here comes Tuesday oh Tuesday
    I’m so tired I’ve no time to play
    Here comes Wednesday
    I’ll be to myself
    My world’s poor by the time that I’m up
    But then it’s a hard workin’ day
    But I gotta get my pay

    Saturday mornin’
    Oh Saturday mornin’
    All my time has kept goin’ away
    I got my money and my honey
    And I’m gonna stay to play
    Sunday mornin’ my head is bad
    Was it worth, for the time that I’ve had?
    But I got to get my rest
    Because Monday is a mess

    Saturday mornin’
    Oh Saturday mornin’
    All my time has kept goin’ away
    I got my money and my honey
    And I’m gonna stay to play
    Sunday mornin’ my head is bad
    Was it worth it for the time that I’ve had?
    But I got to get my rest
    Because Monday is a mess

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