It’s safe to say humanity in general is a good thing. I mean, dog’s really like us, and how could they and their wagging tails be wrong?
Ever since he killed off Anya like that, I don’t care what bad things happen to Joss Whedon.
I might like robocalls from politicians if it sounded like an actual robot was calling me — like Soundwave from the Decepticons.
The left seem determined to root out any liberalism left in its ranks.
At this point, I’m unlikely to watch a new episode of The Simpsons until the finale, so I’m looking forward to that.
What I’m most looking forward to is my kids being old enough to watch the first ten seasons with them.
“Classic Itchy & Scratchy! …What else is on?” That was me about 20 season into The Simpsons.
You can draw Jesus all you want and no one will try to murder you. Draw Jesus today!
Is it still considered a vegan meal if you stole it from a herbivore you murdered?
Hipsters celebrate Cinco de Aioli.
I was going to make fun of everyone doing those overdone “Cinco de Mayo/Mayonnaise” jokes, but then I thought of a good one.
The great thing about Hillary Clinton as a presidential candidate is that everyone already knows not to trust her.
The more disappointed you are by the winning presidential candidate, the less you’ll be let down later.
We all agree everyone should have the freedom to mock Islam — or any other religion or belief system — and not be murdered? Right?
In the new Community eps, I’m really liking the character Frankie and how she doesn’t quite exist in the same universe as the show.
In a way, she’s like an Abed in that she sorts breaks the fourth wall, but she does it as outsider instead of insider. #Community
I guess I should read the Constitution. Is there a version illustrated with GIFs from Firefly?
I’m just waiting for the grittier, more realistic reboot of Grimace. Related: What the hell is Grimace?
As a wise man once told me: “Don’t worry what Grimace is. Just be glad he’s on our side.”
Can we at least all agree that getting worked up over a non-Muslim drawing Muhammad is really stupid?
The more disappointed you are by the winning presidential candidate, the less you’ll be let down later.
Judging by that comment, I’m going to be downright ecstatic later.
Grimace is McAbre.
If you make a drawing of Grimace, you will be superseized by McDonald’s fanatics.
Grimace is McAbre.
If you make a drawing of Grimace, you will be superseized by McDonald’s fanatics.
Grimace is gluten personified. He’s here to show is that gluten is our friend. I read it somewhere*
*i wrote it down, then I read it.
[* If you’d listen the first time, I wouldn’t have to repeat myself!]
“Can we at least all agree that getting worked up over a non-Muslim drawing Muhammad is really stupid?”
So is hanging Pamela Geller out to dry.
There is a reason Dogs are not allowed to vote.
@7 not reliably Democratic enough?
Any fan of Monty Python knows that Grimace is a Blancmange from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy Andromeda. Don’t believe me? Challenge him to a tennis match!