Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
They are all doomed to failure.
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
His repeated use of the word “ACME Co.” though has not produced much in the way of optimism.
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
by televising live floggings of liberals who are denounced by their even purer liberal fellow travelers.
“The Cosby Show Cause Hearing(s)”
(will probably be picked up for several seasons)
… turning on a Tori Amos CD (endless repeat), pointing the newsroom camera at an aquarium, and sending everyone home.
“Bathtub Boy” starring Keith Olbermann. Keith takes an endless bath in a liberal cesspool.
NBC announces new 24×7 programming format; click to preview
… – just like every governor of Michigan has plans to improve Detroit.
@7: Racist! In the early 50’s, my family got its first B&W TV (a giant RCA box). And that image used to upset me because I couldn’t figure out what it meant as it could just pop-up on the screen anytime (technical difficulties, etc.). ‘Cowboys and Indians’ shows were all over TV back then and what’s with that Indian? Is this an Indian station or something? BAD! I finally asked my Dad, who, of course, was an engineer. So, then I was like fine.
… by simulcasting all shows in braille.
…by firing the makeup artists and admitting the hosts are just reality actors on one show: The Talking Dead.
…with the Al Sharpton butt cam.
…from now on it’s nonstop infomercials for Rachel Maddow’s Toenail Fungus Gone Wild.
…with the same programs, plus full frontal moobity.
…and is currently in conference with his Legal Department for an opinion if requiring a personality would run afoul of any racebaiter/feminist/lgbt or any other Social Justice Warrior group.
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
..by hiring Brian Williams so the stories are at least interesting, if not accurate.
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
…of liberal minds, which involves an electronic version of the Vulcan Mind Meld.
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
By live streaming Fox News
Straight Line of the Day: NBC’s New President Has Plans to Improve MSNBC’s Programming… and the dozen or so viewers are quite beside themselves with anticipation of the changes!
+1 for @13.
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
…and Obama had plans to improve healthcare in America..’Nuff said.
…by switching to all music videos.
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
…by adding a “.” and renaming the network MS.NBC. They are in negotiations with Oprah and Gayle King, Rosie O’Donnell, Ellen Degeneres, Wanda Sykes, Rachael Maddow, among others…It’s a long list.
…by cancelling it.
“Keeping Post-Op With The Kardashians”
“Homicide Haunter: Rev. Al Sharpton”
“It’s Always Sunnis In Philadelphia”
…by Rick Roll-ing every link on their website.
. . . he is going to make everyone, including NBC’s executives and programmers, wait until the new programming (written by a “special” committee) is implemented before anyone can know about or discuss the changes, hire the firm which created the “Pajama Boy” ad to promote the new programming,
bribeconvince the Obama administration to unilaterally impose regulations requiring all other content providers to provide identical programming and to make the consumption of programming mandatory with a stiffpenaltytax for non-compliance, and then cite grossly (exponentially) exaggerated numbers of viewers watching the new programming as proof that American viewers supported and wanted the new programming all along. To paraphrase Luke, “The disciple shall be as his teacher.”http://blog.sfgate.com/nov05election/2013/12/23/ad-exec-goodby-pajama-boy-obamacare-ad-stinks/
…by having all the programs run on Windows 9.
BTW: Do I need to point out the irony of having anything about MSNBC listed as a “Straight Line” ?
. . . no more love scenes featuring Ed Schultz and Rachel Madcow
. . . all “My Mother, the Car”, all the time
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
… by doing a 24/7 download from Al Jazeera.
… by changing the name to CSI-MSNBC.
… by adding a laugh track.
… after watching the movie UHF.
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
…Alf reruns
…The Indian Head test pattern 24 x 7
…the promise of revealing Anonymiss’ cookie recipe.
This would be a tremendous improvement. I would watch out of pure nostalgia. [And then turn myself in to the Thought Police for the RAAACIST!!1! crime of cultural appropriation, and for thinking of it as an “Indian Head” rather than an unauthorized caricature of a Native American, and for being a white cisgendered person who draws breath.]
NBC’s new president has plans to improve MSNBC’s programming…
by going off the air.
NBC’s New President Has Plans to Improve MSNBC’s Programming…
By cancelling all the shows and replacing them with a sign that reads “I’m Sorry!”. Maybe with funny cat pictures from Cheezburger.
#31 – click on #7 and bask in the memories. You may add optional hissing sound to simulate accompanying audio. You’re welcome.