Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
have begun to drink the blood of illegal aliens. Send more, slurp, slurp, slurp!
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
moved to Oregon.
…are letting the Central Valley die, because who needs food anyway…
…are putting their money into Gov. Jerry’s choo-choo to nowhere, just because.
…are using real rocks in all “on-the-rocks” beverages.
…are beginning to forego showering(stinking liberals!)
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
are blaming Arnold Schwarzenneger.
….need to start drinking more Pelosi wine….but they will have to pull the corks to see what’s in it.
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
have been enjoined by state law from perspiring.
cut back the water ration to their Mexican gardeners.
hot tub scenes deleted from all porn movies.
private golf courses watered only every other day.
bring their tea cup chihuahuas in for bathing and grooming only 3 times a week.
switched from Evian to Perrier.
…will burn down their forests, slaughter their local fauna, and dump toxic chemicals. You know, generally rape the environment with the penis of hypocrisy.
…are building Mexicannons to invade Oregon and Washington for their water – although this activity doesn’t actually conserve water.
…are substituting other liquids like bleach, dish detergent, etc. when they make their Meth.
..have banned the use of hookas until the drought is over.
…are having their penis replacement sports cars detailed only every OTHER day.
..are drinking their whiskey “neat”.
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
… are stealing their fire water in Baltimore.
… asked Elizabeth Warren to do a rain dance.
… asked their insane legislature to outlaw deserts, hot weather, baths, showers and thirst.
… are using green spray paint on their lawns.
… told their unemployed youth it’s OK to start di-looting.
…are saving all their pissing and moaning for later.
…are counting on the legislature to “increase the flow from the south”.
…are looking for more smelt to protect.
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
…have banned all products with the line “Instant, Just add water” in their instructions for use.
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
decided to just expand the definition of “water” to include a whole range of fluid like substances.
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
have started a “shower with a friend” program
have started a “family bath night” protocol, tub only being filled once…. (don’t throw the baby out with the bath water)
have developed a less water dependent bud
have instructed all homeless to bath under the SF city hall heating system drains…. (hypocracy)
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
…have banned tears. To aid in the implementation of this ban, Hollywood is not allowed to film ‘chick flicks’.
…are pissing into the wind for its cooling effect.
… inspired by energy saving electric cars so are now refilling their water bottles using tap water.
…are wearing stillsuits and looking for giant worms.
…have considered – but rejected – desalination plants because they “just dooon’t have the power.”
In order to conserve water during the drought, Californians…
have discovered that they live in an area which may be climatically returning to it’s normal “Dry” condition after an unusual period of wetter weather so any conservation of water they undertake may ultimately be immaterial against the forces of nature and nature’s God.
. . . are indulging in their normal reaction to bad news – putting their hands over their little ears and chanting “I can’t hear you!”
…water their lawns with domestic Champagne.
. . . have decided to enforce the state and federal Constitutions, and all immigration laws, exactly as written, and water the fields with the consequent flood of liberal tears.
They are planning to rocket to Mars where there is more water and less aliens then in California.
…invented a time machine so they can start not watering their lawns three years ago instead of waiting until the lakes have gone to 20% of capacity.
…called John Carter to re-start the atmosphere plant.
@ Blarg #24…As a devote of Mr. Herbert’s fiction, Bravo! You are worth 10 times your weight in water!
…looked for someone who understood the binary language of moisture vaporators.
…will let their homeless people bathe only enough to not smell like hippies.
…have to undergo the freeze dry and leather tanning procedure that Pelosi did.
…will ban Susan Sarandon friendly performance art shows. And for good measure all body fluid exchanges will be limited to 9.5 cc.