“Plain and simple, a shutdown would hurt working Americans.” — President Obama http://ofa.bo/r9IG
“Mostly the ones working for national parks and the VA, which are the first services I’d close down while claiming we’re ‘out of money’. You can bet Valerie Jarrett’s check will clear, though.”
Only because they won’t be able to store up mandatory sick days
And by “working Americans” I mean Federal employees. The rest of you are just suckas.
…and by “working” I mean the ones working the system for handouts.