Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A robot will be the featured speaker at a Clinton Foundation event, and is expected to say…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A robot will be the featured speaker at a Clinton Foundation event, and is expected to say…
“Two meat bags walk into a bar…”
…”I did not touch that server inappropriately in the bathroom”.
…”Actually, Bill DID have sexual relations with that woman!”
…”Resistance is Futile”.
..”Hello. I’m Hillary Clinton.”
…”I’m a real person. [cackle, cackle]”
…”if I’d had Trump’s hair, I coulda been a contender.”
…”Some of you are wondering why I’m here. It’s because I wiped her memory! Look at her. She’s a blithering idiot.”
This does not compute!
…”Ah ain’t no ways in need of recharging.”
A Robot Will Be the Featured Speaker at a Clinton Foundation Event, and Is Expected to Say…
“All your money belong us.”
important, but then they never pre-release Hillary’s speeches anyway.
Diebold voting machines, whose yer Daddy?!?
I’m self-identifying as a human today.
where are the Hookers and the Blow? Oh wait, that would be Bill.
I’ve calculated your chance of survival, but I don’t think you’ll like it.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, ’cause I don’t.
I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.
Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
…”Keep your hands to yourself, Bill.”
…”Klaatu barada nicto”
…”I just flew in from Dubai, and, boy, are my servos tired.”
…”Where are all the smart women at?”
…”With a goal of making your experience tonight as enjoyable as possible, I have already deducted your extremely generous donations from your accounts. There will be no need to write out those pesky checks.”
…”Hillary asked me to speak for her tonight as she recently had an attack of organic brain disease and spat out her central nervous system.”
A Robot Will Be the Featured Speaker at a Clinton Foundation Event, and Is Expected to Say…
…”Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.”
…whatever it is programmed to say.
…”Candygram for Mongo”
…hello I’m Al Gore and I’d like to be Vice President again.
Whatever it’s programmed to, just like the media.
“It can only be attributable to human error…. or in Hillary’s case…. Huma error.”
“To error is human, to really f**k things up requires me.”
“I am not the solution….. nor am I the precipitate.”
“Wanna know what really turns me on? Your finger.”
Robot: “I am at a rough estimate thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number.”
Hillary: “Er, five.”
Robot: “Wrong. You see?”
“To be or not to be” = FF
…”Danger Will Clinton! Danger! Danger!” while flailing its arms about.
A Robot Will Be the Featured Speaker at a Clinton Foundation Event, and Is Expected to Say…
nothing until he gets his $250,000 speaking fee upfront, the Presidential Suite at the local Hotel and his special blend lubricating oil administered by some Japanese Fembots.
nothing without his teleprompter.
Skynet is NOW active.
Domo aragato.
A Robot Will Be the Featured Speaker at a Clinton Foundation Event, and Is Expected to Say…
“Is there a Sarah Connor here?”
“Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do…”
“42”
. . . many things that make far more sense than anything that Hillary has ever said
A Robot Will Be the Featured Speaker at a Clinton Foundation Event, and Is Expected to Say…
“Feel The Bern (right here. . come on, feel it!)”
After which all will wonder who let Bill program the robot.
Bill boned me!!
…Take my Wi-Fi, please.
…I’m programmed for empathy, and looking at the lot of you all I want to do is self destruct.
…ugggh, the only thing missing from this scene is a character named Greedo, but then Hillary won’t be here until she sobers up.
This is a bad move for the Clinton campaign. I mean, how are we supposed to tell the difference between Hillary and the robot?
“Why the stoic face?”
“Show Me The Money!”
I used to be a democrat; then I became self aware.