[High Praise! to Iowa Jim for suggesting this one]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton’s three-word description of herself is “a real person”. Your three-word description of her is…
I know obscenities are tempting for this one, but keep it clean, please. Aim for clever.

My three-word description of her is… unsuitable for family viewing.
Hillary Clinton’s three-word description of herself is “a real person”. Your three-word description of her is…
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Hillary Clinton’s three-word description of herself is “a real person”. Your three-word description of her is…
A Big Mistake.
Unsuitable for viewers.
Waste of Air.
************* ***** *******
Hillary Clinton’s three-word description of herself is “a real person”. Your three-word description of her is…
10 foot pole
Hillary Clinton’s three-word description of herself is “a real person”. Your three-word description of her is…
streaming bat’s p***
dose of C***
big jam donut.
P*t*o*o*i*a*l* L*i*g S*i*b*g
…”simple house wife”.
…”serially consistent liar”.
…”ravenous power seeker”.
…”over her head”.
. . . power-hungry shrew
. . . charmless, dishonest harridan
. . . incompetent serial liar
A Dull Griet
really, really bad
…uno guano loco
…sure to get you a case of soap poisoning.
…Joe Biden: “3 words – A really, really classy broad…”
Hillary Clinton’s three-word description of herself is “a real person”. Your three-word description of her is… only suitable to be aired in the Red-Band trailers.
…not printable here.
“Jim, I can name that
tunebeotch in threenoteswords: Piec* O* Sh*t”“Right” (*ding ding ding ding ding*)
…Master Control Program
…end of line
Makes No Difference
Unsuitable For Cigars
Bite Me Bill
Hum For Huma
Lying sack’o s&^%. There, 3 words.
Hopefully soon indicted
Queen Empty Pantsuit
Butcher of Benghazi
As stupid does
Personality deficient witch
I don’t remember
Close no cigar
Je suis Barley!
Handbasket travel agent
Why use three when one will do… Criminal.
Riding Bill’s Coattails
@ Gumbeaux #21… Close no cigar…winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Cankles R Us
So cial ist
Cattle future windfall
High body count
…brain dam aged
Jo Sephine Stalin
I have Alzheimer’s.
She’s dead Jim
*batteries not included
How about an oldie but a goodie…..
I don’t recall
America’s Worst Nightmare
Clinton Crime Family!
Hillary Clinton’s Three-Word Description Of Herself Is “A Real Person”. Your Three-Word Description Of Her Is…
…Cone of Silence
…What’s that smell? (Pretty fishy if you asked me.)
…Modern Democrat siren, if I understand Greek mythology correctly.