Straight Line of the Day: The Person With the Best Chance of Winning the Democrat Nomination… Posted by Harvey on 3 September 2015, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. The person with the best chance of winning the Democrat nomination…
The person with the best chance of winning the Democrat nomination… is a Socialist… or maybe Bernie Sanders. Reply to this comment
…appears to be Ayatollah Khamenei – he’s a guy who works with everyone and always gets his way! Reply to this comment
The person with the best chance of winning the Democrat nomination… Donald Trump is immaterial since the nomination “belongs” to Hillary. will prevail! Reply to this comment
The person with the best chance of winning the Democrat nomination… …will be the one who can out-left their opponents. …promises to make everything a “top priority” as long as white males are not involved. Reply to this comment
. . . is whomever the media chooses to foist upon the low-information voters gullible enough to mistake “spin” and “narrative” for “reporting.” Reply to this comment
… is just a few months away from indictment. Not that it will stop the Democrats. Reply to this comment
Karl Marx….no wait. He was Jewish. No way the Party of the KKK would nominate a Jew. Vladimir Lenin. Reply to this comment
Same as always: The one who can convince people living off the government teat that the goodies will continue forever. Reply to this comment
The person with the best chance of winning the Democrat nomination… ..is the one with a D after their name, like it matters who it is…..pfffft Reply to this comment
…will be the one who promises to put the rig in the most rights. …will have sudden, but never random, bouts of deep, deep moments of not not believing in God. …will have a platform of government created crisis solved only by printing enough money to bury it under. …will promise an executive order specifying the rights that end at conception, and what John Roberts will do to uphold that order. …will promise a chicken in every bedroom and a car for every illegal alien abortionist who smokes pot. Reply to this comment
… will be the most out of touch with reality, and the best world class liar of the bunch. Same as always. Reply to this comment
…is ‘none of the above’.
…it’s hard to throw a dunce’s cap and keep it in the ring.
The person with the best chance of winning the Democrat nomination…
is a Socialist… or maybe Bernie Sanders.
…appears to be Ayatollah Khamenei – he’s a guy who works with everyone and always gets his way!
The person with the best chance of winning the Democrat nomination…
Donald Trump
is immaterial since the nomination “belongs” to Hillary.
will prevail!
…was aborted by Planned Parenthood and sold for parts.
The person with the best chance of winning the Democrat nomination…
…will be the one who can out-left their opponents.
…promises to make everything a “top priority” as long as white males are not involved.
Rev. Caitlin Giffords Sharpton-Warren Taxhike McNannystate
Zombie Ted Kennedy?
. . . is whomever the media chooses to foist upon the low-information voters gullible enough to mistake “spin” and “narrative” for “reporting.”
… is just a few months away from indictment.
Not that it will stop the Democrats.
@10: Low-information voters: how Obama got elected.
Black L.I.V.s Matter.
is…you know…the rich old white one.
. . . is a half-black, half-Hispanic transgender lesbian
Karl Marx….no wait. He was Jewish. No way the Party of the KKK would nominate a Jew. Vladimir Lenin.
Same as always: The one who can convince people living off the government teat that the goodies will continue forever.
DEEZ NUTZ!!!
The person with the best chance of winning the Democrat nomination…
..is the one with a D after their name, like it matters who it is…..pfffft
…will be the one who promises to put the rig in the most rights.
…will have sudden, but never random, bouts of deep, deep moments of not not believing in God.
…will have a platform of government created crisis solved only by printing enough money to bury it under.
…will promise an executive order specifying the rights that end at conception, and what John Roberts will do to uphold that order.
…will promise a chicken in every bedroom and a car for every illegal alien abortionist who smokes pot.
…is Joe Biden, of course! Stand up, Joe!
… will be the most out of touch with reality, and the best world class liar of the bunch. Same as always.
Simple..the anti-Christ. No wait, he’s already been elected twice.