Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An astrophysicist says he may have found evidence of a parallel universe. Its oddest feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
An astrophysicist says he may have found evidence of a parallel universe. Its oddest feature…
…no walnuts
…the IMAO in the other universe has punchline judging.
…all of its parallel lines intersect
They have our Anonymiss.
An astrophysicist says he may have found evidence of a parallel universe. Its oddest feature…
All evil people have goatees.
Socialism doesn’t work there either.
the Cubs haven’t won a World Series since 1908.
…its black holes are white.
Caitlyn Jenner was born a woman who decided at age 65 she was a man named Bruce.
…parking is easier there.
…all the people there are comedians, and have to pay a Larry Fine for puns.
…it’s planet Earth has an empty chair also, but it’s name is Amabo Kcarab.
…Obama is half white instead of half black.
…99.3% of the life do not believe we exist.
…Fred Thompson won the 2008 presidential election.
…Star Trek was cancelled after half a season for it’s obvious communist overtones and Firefly has been on for 40 years.
…Han Shot first.
…Spielberg CGI’d all the guns out of Schindler’s List instead of E.T.
…the dolphins there are all selfish jerks that never thank anyone for all the fish…
…it’s bigger on the outside…
…the red and blue shifts are opposite…
…Obama is referred to as “He Who Must Not Be Named”…cause with all that surveillance, he WILL hear you.
oh wait…that’s our universe.
…their moon has been nuked.
…there are no spoons in that Universe.
An astrophysicist says he may have found evidence of a parallel universe. Its oddest feature…
women find astrophysicists sexy.
left socks go missing instead of right ones.
the dead vote Republican.
there are no ostriches.
An astrophysicist says he may have found evidence of a parallel universe. Its oddest feature…
…the Edsel was a big hit.
…its 3rd planet has been destroyed by our carbon emissions.
…they actually found the droids they’re looking for.
… is that it’s a certainty that their Harvey’s straight line of the day doesn’t touch this one.
….it has universal healthcare too!!!…wait..
It’s perpendicular to ours.
Walternate is Donald Trump
The wouldn’t do squat for Randolph Scott.
They wouldn’t do squat for Randolph Scott.
…it exists at an angle 90 degrees from our own universe, making it technically a perpendicular universe.
…needles get stuck in their old vinyl records too.
Their community organizers are revered, intelligent and trusted.
@22
ROOOOODNEEEEEEY!!!!!
::SHAKES FIST::
…it was discovered by John Rhys-Davies and Jerry O’Connell.
…no parking.
…it has a free, independent and unbiased press.
…their version of Amabo is touted as the first half-white President.
…Harry Reid lives alone in a trailer park with his cat.
An astrophysicist says he may have found evidence of a parallel universe. Its oddest feature…
Their Alabama team can have up to three losses and still make the playoffs.
52% of the population stupidly believes that the sun revolves around Amabo.
…they actually do have 57 states.
The IMAO truant officer will be calling on Rodney Dill.
Benjamin Netanyahu was elected leader of the United Nations.
The Cubs STILL suck.
Bob in Feenicks spells his first name backwards….. and everyone notices.
@26 – Your observation was nearly obtuse.
…all life forms start out highly advanced and liberal, but spend all their efforts trying to lose the wheel.
…all the people there smell like hippies and believe in God, but think He created daytime by shining a black light on the sun.
…they ran out of room there years ago because Mama Cass was muslim.
…is its Family Guy is actually funny.
…is that everyone wears cowboy hats.
…is the mysterious monolith of extraterrestrial origin embedded in the ground near Milwaukee. In the winter, schoolchildren dare each other to lick it.
… at this point, does it antimatter?
…is that Cleveland Browns fans are the happiest, most content people in that universe because the Browns have won every Super Bowl by a wide margin. Pittsburgh is just a hole in the ground with three rivers nearby. In college sports, the Ohio State Buckeyes are still known as the “All-Universe Team,” so that much is the same, and Michigan still sucks.