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  1. An astrophysicist says he may have found evidence of a parallel universe. Its oddest feature…

    All evil people have goatees.

    Socialism doesn’t work there either.

    the Cubs haven’t won a World Series since 1908.

  2. An astrophysicist says he may have found evidence of a parallel universe. Its oddest feature…

    women find astrophysicists sexy.

    left socks go missing instead of right ones.

    the dead vote Republican.

    there are no ostriches.

  3. An astrophysicist says he may have found evidence of a parallel universe. Its oddest feature…

    …the Edsel was a big hit.

    …its 3rd planet has been destroyed by our carbon emissions.

    …they actually found the droids they’re looking for.

  4. An astrophysicist says he may have found evidence of a parallel universe. Its oddest feature…

    Their Alabama team can have up to three losses and still make the playoffs.

    52% of the population stupidly believes that the sun revolves around Amabo.

  5. …all life forms start out highly advanced and liberal, but spend all their efforts trying to lose the wheel.

    …all the people there smell like hippies and believe in God, but think He created daytime by shining a black light on the sun.

    …they ran out of room there years ago because Mama Cass was muslim.

  6. …is its Family Guy is actually funny.

    …is that everyone wears cowboy hats.

    …is the mysterious monolith of extraterrestrial origin embedded in the ground near Milwaukee. In the winter, schoolchildren dare each other to lick it.

  7. …is that Cleveland Browns fans are the happiest, most content people in that universe because the Browns have won every Super Bowl by a wide margin. Pittsburgh is just a hole in the ground with three rivers nearby. In college sports, the Ohio State Buckeyes are still known as the “All-Universe Team,” so that much is the same, and Michigan still sucks.

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