The Illustrated Frank J: The Voldemort of Fruit

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Harvard Team Crushed by Jailbirds

This is weird – a debate team consisting entirely of incarcerated prisoners actually defeated the Harvard University debate team head-to-head.

Huh. Guess they’re smoother talkers than their lawyers were.

Link of the Day: Do Scarecrows Actually Work? (No, But Now They Do)

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

Do Scarecrows Actually Work?

And this is a perfect excuse to show my favorite commercial in the whole history of advertising, because it is perfectly germane to the topic:


[Vault Scarecrow – Full Length]

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You Need More Than This to Be an American

The federal government is providing flash cards for the citizenship test… in Spanish.

OK. And if they pass the test, then I’m willing to declare them officially citizens of Mexico.

Obama Will Defeat ISIS With This Plan

[High Praise! to After Math]