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Archive of entries posted on 13th November 2015
Maybe We Should Be Asking This
Asked if Hillary’s email practices foiled public-records requests or compromised classified information, Bernie Sanders said “those are valid questions”.
Still NOT a valid question: “when has socialism ever worked?”
A Realistic Perspective on the Ben Carson Scholarship Kerfluffle
Link of the Day: Lest We Forget That Communism Was Actually Evil and Deliberately Killed People
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
13 Things You Might Not Know About the Berlin Wall
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
This One Reform Should Fix What’s Wrong With America
Three DC City Council members proposed lowering the federal voting age in DC from 18 to 16.
Great idea. Have a blast counting all the write-in votes for One Direction.
Obama Warned Us – Talk to NASA
What’s it like to call space? Watch @POTUS call the astronauts on the @Space_Station. #AstronomyNight
“Have you found any space-Muslims, and if so, have you reached out to them yet?”
Straight Line of the Day: Fox Plans to Air a New Sitcom Based on Obama’s Presidency. The Working Title Is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Fox plans to air a new sitcom based on Obama’s presidency. The working title is…
MST3K: The Reboot
Have you heard the news? In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D., Mystery Science Theater 3000 will be returning! But, of course, the whole story is complicated.
Shout Factory has purchased Mystery Science Theater 3000 and has licensed Joel Hodgson to restart the show. Joel has launched a Kickstarter campaign to do just that.
There will be new on-screen talent. Joel won’t be the host, there will be a new villain, and new actors will portray Crow and Servo. None of the RiffTrax crew (Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, who played Mike, Servo, and Crow in the later years) will be involved.
Confused? Just be thankful I didn’t give you the whole story about all the cast changes and network changes over the years. I could, you know. I’m that obnoxious. But I spared you of that. I’m that nice. You’re welcome.
Anyway, MST3K is coming back! Yay!
Which brings up the Question of the Day. Who should be the new host?
If you want to be a killjoy and be serious about it, go ahead. Or, you could play comedian and come up with a really clever idea that will make everyone else just laugh and laugh. Go for that.
Again, who would be your choice for the new host for the reboot of Mystery Science Theater 3000?
I’ve Seen This Sort of Thing Before
In Los Angeles, scientists are studying a five-year-old autistic boy who displays signs of being telepathic.
Ya know, I didn’t used to believe in paranormal activities until I noticed Obama’s spooky ability to know what’s best for this country – and do the exact opposite.