Definitely the Most Pathetic Thing You’ll Every See

Seaworld announced that it will end its theatrical killer whale shows, due to pressure from mounting criticism from animal rights groups.

The tragic inevitable result: a plague of offramp squeegee whales.

Link of the Day: How to Not Let Your Superpowers Go to Waste

[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]

Actual Superpowers

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Oh Yes, This Is How Government Will Run Your Healthcare, Too

After a decade of trying to digitize US immigration forms, so far only one is currently available online.

Great. Even their documents are trying to stay undocumented.

This Is What I Call Flawless Liberal Thinking

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]