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Minneapolis Public School Interim Superintendent Michael Goar announced that the district’s schools are a “violence-free zone.”
Good plan. Also, try giving the kids t-shirts that say “bulletproof”.
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To those who served: Thank you.
To those currently serving: Thank you.
To the civilians circa 1985-1991: You’re welcome.
My suggestions for the best way to thank the troops?
1) Enjoy life in a free country. A gift ain’t a gift unless it’s enjoyed. Do something fun.
2) Be the kind of American who’s worth fighting for.
A new report shows that Obamacare premiums are actually rising three times faster that than government reports claim.
Apparently the government’s as bad at math as they are at healthcare.
Note: Harvey will be doing the official IMAO Veterans Day posting a little later. So, standard poking fun at poke-funable right now.