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Archive of entries posted on 17th November 2015
If Only Obama Had This Man’s Grasp of Right and Wrong
(Submitted by AT [High Praise!])
Per AT:
I love this channel. I can get stuck here for hours.
None has ever made me laugh as much as this one, because of how vehemently he denounces as pure evil the very idea of anyone even remotely thinking about it
[How to Make A Humanzee] (Viewer #582,859)
Is This a Bigger Threat Than Global Warming?
National security sources report that China is conducting flight tests of a satellite-killing missile.
Meh. You wanna wreck things in space? Institute a Muslim outreach program.
Back to the Future: Reboot Director’s Cut Special Edition Deleted Scene
Link of the Day: #7 Is Why Firefighters Have All My Respect
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
13 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets of Firefighters
When I was in the Navy, I had to go to firefighting school. Not because I wanted to, but because it’s NECESSARY for every single sailor on a ship to know how to fight a fire. When you’re 1000 miles from land, you can’t call the fire department. You ARE the fire department.
Anyway, one training exercise was to enter a “burning building” and put out the fire (it had controlled natural gas flames). It’s pitch black in there – because electricity is normally out during a fire. And those flames, surprisingly, only illuminate out to about 10 feet. And you can’t see diddly because of the smoke.
I honestly don’t know how anyone navigates in a burning building. I’m just grateful there are men crazy enough to try.
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Maybe If They Wore Spotted Owl Costumes?
A new report shows that only 7% of journalists are Republican.
Funny how libs aren’t busting their humps to Affirmative Action them up to 50%.
Obama Warned Us – Climate Action
Under @POTUS, we’re mobilizing the world to #ActOnClimate. There’s never been more momentum. http://go.wh.gov/ActOnClimate
“And please ignore those who point out that momentum is frequently greatest just before crashing and burning”.
Straight Line of the Day: ISIS Threatened to Attack DC. In Response, Obama Tweeted…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
ISIS threatened to attack DC. In response, Obama tweeted…
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MST3K Question of the Day: The Movies
By now, you’re not only excited about the MST3K reboot, you’re actually sick of hearing about it. Well, think about what poor Joel and Mike had to go through. Now, you don’t feel so bad, do you?
And now that I’ve cleverly maneuvered you into being in a good mood, let’s put that to some good use.
We know there will be some changes in the reboot of Mystery Science Theater 3000, but some things will remain pretty much the same. For example, there will have to be a bad movie to riff. Or, like they did from time to time, a TV show presented as a movie.
Which brings us to our MST3K Question of the Day: What should be the first movie/TV show riffed on the new MST3K?
You’re smart enough, you’re good enough, and doggone it, people like your answers. Share with us, won’t you?
Apparently Obama Thinks This Is Job One
President Obama has 20 people whose sole job it is to keep his social media updated.
Wish he’d sent that many when Ambassador Stevens asked for more security.