Seaworld announced that it will end its theatrical killer whale shows, due to pressure from mounting criticism from animal rights groups.
The tragic inevitable result: a plague of offramp squeegee whales.
Seaworld announced that it will end its theatrical killer whale shows, due to pressure from mounting criticism from animal rights groups.
The tragic inevitable result: a plague of offramp squeegee whales.
No one would care about those over grown fish if it wasn’t for these shows. On the bright side if folks stop caring about them then the enviro wackos stop gaining traction.
Or back-alley killer whale shows…
Maybe they can use Mexican whales?
So now the whales will sit in a pool doing nothing till they die of obesity and boredom? Will Obama announce they’re all being released even though the pool is the only life they know and will probably try to start their own whale shows on the outside, fail miserably and end up back in the pool? How are they supposed to make it on the outside when they’ve been stereotyped and profiled with a name like “KILLER” whale? These whales have never killed anyone!!111!! ORCAN LIVES MATTER!!11!!!
Pretty soon, we’ll pay 80.00 to sit and look at a tank of water.