Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Is Handing Out Medals. Who’ll Get the Next One and For What?

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President Obama is handing out medals. Who’ll get the next one and for what?

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  1. Hillary Clinton, for bravery under fire in Bosnia, and before the Benghazi committee.

    John Kerry, to replace the medals he threw over the White House fence.

    Valerie Jarrett, for, you know…

    Reggie Love for, you know…

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