Who’s dumber: Enthusiastic Trump supporter or people who gave millions to Jeb?
“I liked your take down of a right-winger in the YouTube comment section. Half your words were spelled correctly! Want to write for Salon?”
Glad Mad Max got best picture nom. It’s an actual movie with action and special effects. Not some talky-feely nonsense.
How is “New York Values” an insult? And why did those cowboys want to lynch a guy when his salsa was from NYC? I don’t understand!
Wow. Ted Cruz is really losing the New York vote.
“I can’t believe Cruz is insulting my New York values! And this soda is too large; who is going to stop me from drinking it?”
This is stupid. If your reaction to “New York values” was anything other than “what an effective insult” you fail politics 101.
“Hey! I have values that should be respected and not insulted over here!”
When people say “New York values” everyone gets a very specific image in mind. Usually it’s Kylo Ren.
To be honest, I’m actually pretty curious what general election Trump would be like.
I good example of New York values would them banning people from insulting New York values.
I hope Trump is president because then in 2020 the “Dump Trump” slogan writes itself.
Who knew New Yorkers would be so sensitive to the fact that the rest of the country hates them and everything they stand for?
When you insult New York values, you insult America. The absolute worst part of America.
I kid. Who doesn’t love New York? They got pizza slices there.
I understand if you think Hillary is strategically good choice, but stop pretending to be excited about her. It’s embarrassing for everyone.
“We’re super duper excited for this candidate we tossed away as old news back in 2008!”
“Stop pretending there are smart people we can elect who will actually fix things. Vote for Trump.”
“Admit it’s a broken system and vote for a broken person. Elect Trump.”
More important than suing gun companies is being able to sue politicians for the damage their laws do.
“SMOD has abandoned you. Vote Trump.”
Did the DNC successfully negotiate that no video cameras are allowed at the Democrat debate?
Raising the minimum wage doesn’t cost jobs because there’s a magical spell cast upon it that suspends math and the laws of economics.
How much do you get paid when you don’t have a job? That’s the real minimum wage.
I’m officially endorsing burning it all down.
What’s a classical liberal supposed to do in today’s political climate? I’m thinking of taking up woodworking.
Though it happens all the time in fiction, I hope in real life overthrowing an oppressive regime never comes down to a teenage girl.
Scientists ruined my childhood when they declared that Pluto isn’t a planet and that it’s most likely covered in feathers.
There’s sometimes conflict in marriage. I like imitating Mr. T, but my wife doesn’t like it when I call the kids fools.
I think a legitimate criticism against Trump is absolutely anything.
“SMOD has abandoned you. Vote Trump.”
Despite my preference for Ted Cruz, I would buy this bumper sticker. And use it.
I think you hit on one of the major problems with NY when you said,”Who doesn’t love New York? They got pizza slices there.” They do not call it pizza, they call it pie. How messed up is that?
THe system must be destroyed before it can be rebuilt. Trump is just the man who can do it. At least the destruction part.
“the destruction part” — Zuuls for Radicals
If all a baby is capable of is jibber-jabber, Mr. T would cut them some slack.
“What’s a classical liberal supposed to do in today’s political climate? I’m thinking of taking up woodworking.”
In the “sanders” camp, then.
As a conservative New Yorker (upstate!), I understand exactly what Cruz meant by “New York values”. And he’s right. After our
kinggovernor Cuomo claimed that conservatives like me have “no place in NY”, it’s become even clearer. I wonder why the media didn’t attempt to crucify Cuomo for saying that.I just wish Mad Max had an active role in the film. It wasn’t “Fury Road.” It was “Along for the Ride.”
Mistborn!!!
Ted Cruz should do a political ad where all he does is drink a 20 oz soda.
How much do you get paid when you don’t have a job? That’s the real minimum wage.
Tanner and Hughes award the national welfare championship to Hawaii, which offers $60,590 in annual welfare benefits, once you account for the fact that welfare benefits are tax-free to the recipient, compared to work-related wages. That’s the equivalent of $29.13 an hour. Rounding out the top five were D.C. ($50,820 per year and $24.43 an hour), Massachusetts ($50,540 and $24.30), Connecticut ($44,370 and $21.33), and New York ($43,700 and $21.01).
And that story is from 2013.
SMOD may be deflected by another planet’s gravitational pull. SMOD may miss. SMOD may even be blown up by Bruce Willis. But SMOD will never stop trying. For us.