Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bernie Sanders’s past is coming back to haunt him. Turns out he once…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bernie Sanders’s past is coming back to haunt him. Turns out he once…
…saw the wisdom of open markets – but only once…
…did the Nae Nae…
Bernie Sanders’s past is coming back to haunt him. Turns out he once…
used his own money for something.
Bernie Sanders’s past is coming back to haunt him. Turns out he once…
shot a man a Reno, just to watch him die…
voted for legislation that was signed by President Clinton.
served as personal assistant to Leonid Breshnev.
laughed at a joke about Feminists.
…….was a Body Double for Barney Fife.
Wore a “kick me” sign on his back for 3 days without realizing it.
Got shoved into a locker 15 times in a single week.
Asked a girl out on a date in high school. She is still laughing uncontrollably to this day.
…danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
…agreed with Ronald Reagan (it was about jellybeans, but still…).
Bernie Sanders’ past is coming back to haunt him. Turns out he once…
told King John to sign the Magna Charta
was brought to a Mensa meeting by Joe Biden on April Fool’s Day
couldn’t find Vermont on a map of Vermont
..got so high that he forgot to inhale.
…was a young man.
…was middle-aged.
…was considered a senior citizen.
…realized he was an old fool, but now he can’t remember when that happened.
…framed his brother Cain for the murder of their brother Abel.
…received coal in his stocking for Christmas. The Obama EPA has vowed to destroy him.
…followed a couple of Hobbits into Mordor in order to get back his prrreeeciousssss.
…was the poster boy for catatonia while competing in the boringest person alive Olympics.
…had a pulse.
…falsified evidence that there was a june bug crazier than him.
Bernie Sanders’ past is coming back to haunt him. Turns out he once…
…had nocturnal emissions over Perchik from Fiddler on the Roof.
…revealed that he became interested in politics from Hitler being elected in 1932.
…had a real job.
…fantasized about being with John Locke, Adam Smith, and Friedrich Hayek…and liked it.
… had a love, but it was just gas–
Soon turned out, had a heart of glass.
Walked a mile for a Camel.
(The animal, not the cigarette.)
Personally suggested to Moses he go with “Suggestions” rather than “Commandments.”