Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Crazed with Lame Duck power, President Obama now plans to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Crazed with Lame Duck power, President Obama now plans to…
Crazed with Lame Duck power, President Obama now plans to…
go Daffy.
He’s sure not going to go Donald.
Will not even bother with a golf scorecard. He’ll tell you what he hit and you’d better believe it.
…dress his duck in gold lame’ to distract you.
Sneak into the national archives and replaced the Constitution with the Communist Manifesto.
…hang with “W” in Dallas.
Crazed with Lame Duck power, President Obama now plans to…
use KY before he screws us again.
…sign an executive order outlawing all elections and proclaim himself King of the World.
Quack up. But I wish he would be duck walked out of the White House <— (racist?) in handcuffs.
Dress like daisy. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
…send federal troops down to Louisiana to seize the Duck Commander franchise, then he will declare himself the new Duck Dynasty…
…..sign an executive order to make it a hate crime for anyone to refer to a handicapped duck as “lame”.
Pretty sure referring to ‘otherly abled’ as ‘handicapped’ is also a hate crime.
I’m pretty sure that “othering” the “handicapped” is a hate crime too.
. . . adopt a flock of lame ducks to occupy the White House lawn, and, of course, poop all over everything the way that Obama has pooped all over the United States.
…change his name to Rufus T. Firefly.
…promote multiculturalism by encouraging gang-bangers and cops to participate in Mexican hat dances before shooting directly at each other.
…doing away with pretense and having all calls to federal offices answered with “Yo, Black Lives Matter headquarters, how can you help us?”.
Make a video where he screams, “I AM THE MASTER OF THE DUCK!”
Crazed with Lame Duck power, President Obama now plans to…
nuke Oklahoma and Texas
kick the Mooch’s mother out of the WH
…become Lame Duck corrupt.
…find the radioactive duck that bit him.
…become a Superhero fighting the forces of social injustice. -Just as soon as he figures out what superpowers a lame duck has.
…change his name to Howard…