Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most awkward part of Trump’s meeting with Mexico’s President…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most awkward part of Trump’s meeting with Mexico’s President…
When they had dinner at Taco Bell, and it was nothing like it was in Demolition Man.
The most awkward part of Trump’s meeting with Mexico’s President…
when the Mexican President had Trump kicked out of the country because he didn’t enter Mexico legally.
was when Trump adopted a Mexican accent to relate to the audience like Hillary adopts a black accent.
was when he told him not to over water the Begonias this week.
was when he asked him why nobody wanted to live in his country.
was when neither stood for the other’s national anthem.
…after the meeting as he walked to his plane, he said “Ciudad’.
…was when Trump asked to meet Carlos Danger…
…when Trump asked why the President didn’t rename his mansion “Hall o’ Peña”?
…when the Donald made his ‘good fences make good neighbors’ remark.
When Trump had to explain to him that, no, it’s only Obama who bows to foreign leaders.
was when Trump asked Peña Nieto for a menu, and if this is one of those joints were the kitchen staff comes out and sings him feliz cumpleanos on his birthday.
… was when Trump handed Peña Nieto his luggage and stiffed him on the tip.
The most awkward part of Trump’s meeting with Mexico’s President…
Nieto asked Trump if Biden really thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
Nieto gave Trump ill-fitting DVDs of The Cisco Kid.
The first installment payment for the wall was somehow rerouted to the Clinton Foundation, explained by the enemedia as “force of habit.”
Nieto announced that the meeting coincided with Obama’s celebration of Cinco de Quatro.
…was when he was offered $5,000 to be his mule.
…Trump and two aides were constantly being asked to stop doing their Three Amigos routine.
…Trump had hired Def Leppard as his warm up band.
…the beautiful snowy peaks Trump stopped to ski on turned out to be giant piles of cocaine.
…the interpreters and all their backups got whiplash.
…was when Trump mistook Mexico for New York City when he observed an economy based entirely on corruption, kickbacks and drug trafficking.
. . . was Trump’s constantly addressing him as “Speedy”.
. . . occurred when Trump told him that he’d frequently seen him in the local Home Depot parking lot.
. . . involved Trump’s performance of the Marty Robbins classic “El Paso”.
…was when Trump threatened to have Hillary bark at him.
…when discussing Mexican exports all Trump could think of was “some pretty hot women”.
The most awkward part of Trump’s meeting with Mexico’s President…
was when Nieto asked if he could bum a ride back with him, and he would be happy to use the trunk.
… was Trump’s incessant use of the phrase “Nieto Burrito!”
… was Trump’s gift to the Mexican president of a Pink Floyd movie soundtrack album.
… was when Trump replied to Nieto’s request for a translator by saying “OK, but I’ll forewarn you, he likes to be called ‘Caitlin’ now.”
…was when Nieto said, “Este tipo tiene un buen cabello… Bulleve me.”
…was when Nieto brought out hookers and blow.
Awkward?…That’s just Southern (of the border)Hospitality…