Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Nancy Pelosi said that the lesson to be learned from the election is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Nancy Pelosi said that the lesson to be learned from the election is…
…you just can’t trust people to make their own decisions.
You can bribe a welfare leach for 50 years but you can’t make him vote multiple times (yet).
America wants to choose its first female president.
…that Democrats need more denunciations of white people and more celebrity caterwauling.
…that Democrats need more money. If only that had out-spent Trump by 4 to 1 instead of the paltry 3 to 1 they totally would have won every race.
When you’re losing massive numbers of seats up and down the tickets, it’s time to double down and do even more of the same!!!
a political party has to lose the election in order to see who the next President is.
…Botox only works at the local level…
… our policies are fine, we won the popular vote.
…them flyover rubes may be on to us.
Nancy Pelosi said that the lesson to be learned from the election is…
If your voters don’t like you, you can’t keep your voters.
…in the court of public opinion insanity is the only defense, and she is exhibit A.
…liberals are the colonialists of a fantasy world people don’t want to bring children into so they have to populate it with illegal immigrants.
When you tell millenials it’s time to go to the mattresses, they take a stupid nap.
It is possible for Charlie Brown to kick the football after all.
Hillary’s Pokémon Go! joke writer could have beta tested it. There were plenty of beta males around, after all.
Falling face-down into a medivac-handicap van has consequences, even if your name is Clinton. Lesson learned.
Nancy Pelosi said that the lesson to be learned from the election is…
…the American people really are stupid like Jonathan Gruber said.
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“Don’t forget, folks
That’s what you get, folks
For making Whoopi”
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You’re supposed to watch The Grinch all the way to the end.
… same with “It’s a Wonderful Life.” Pottersville is not what makes the movie liked by Americans.
Nancy Pelosi said that the lesson to be learned from the election is…
…there is no more wretched a hive of scum and villainy than that of San Francisco.
Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.
SQUIRREL!
. . . the electoral college is bullsh!t! Hillary PAID for the votes, she GOT the votes, and she IS the rightful President! (Shakes a liver-spotted fist.)
…we aren’t cheating hard enough!
…we need to run candidates with more experience! Not like that whippersnapper Hillary.
Oral sex from Madonna isn’t as big an incentive as we originally believed.
. . . running a fat, ugly, alcoholic, power-hungry shrew with a terrible voice is not a good way to win the presidency.
all probabilities are 50-50, Either something will happen or it won’t. Sure things, however, run 90% against.
Never bet against a Sicilian pizza eater, when death is on the line.
You can fool some of the people some of the time, and you can jerk the rest off – Robin Williams
Look’s like we’re gonna need a bigger vote.
veni, vidi, vicerunt
Wow. Thanks to the modern educational system, that might just merit an Obscury.
Wow, being forced to take Latin in high school paid off after all. Gracias tibi for the flashback.
Nancy Pelosi said that the lesson to be learned from the election is…
leave the canolis, take the gun.
Those dudes on Proxima Centauri are smart to keep that distance from Anthony Weiner.
Insanity is running the same candidate twice and expecting different results. So, ban false rumors, ban the Electoral College, and Hillary 2020!!!!
Nancy Pelosi said that the lesson to be learned from the election is…
… Stoopid Is as Stoopid Does!
…white men can’t jump, so, we need more hoops.
…only the good die young, that’s why we invented Obamacare.
…never count your chickens before you hatch a plot to put all your deplorables in one basket.
Nancy Pelosi said that the lesson to be learned from the election is…
That the Democrat Party needs to insult the intelligence of white working class Americans even more then during this last election cycle. “We need to vilify them and ridicule their deplorable butt’s even more next time. We need to belittle every aspect of their lives and remind them of how racist and stupid they are and generally how much more superior we and our liberal allies are when compared to them. If we do these things there is no doubt in my mind we’ll prevail in 2020.”
Nancy Pelosi said that the lesson to be learned from the election is…
A little less conversation and a little more action baby.
Don’t know much about history…
death is only the beginning.
I before E except after C…