Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New research shows that the Romans had to battle malaria. But what finally toppled the Roman Empire was…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
New research shows that the Romans had to battle malaria. But what finally toppled the Roman Empire was…
James “Mad Dog” Mattis
…climate change.
…involvement in a land war in Asia.
Coin selfies
http://biblehub.com/luke/20-24.htm
New research shows that the Romans had to battle malaria. But what finally toppled the Roman Empire was…
self-centered effite liberal elites.
New research shows that the Romans had to battle malaria. But what finally toppled the Roman Empire was…
that lost nail.
Kardashians
Switching to Windows 10.
…Trump.
…video…or was that radio stars that were toppled?…
…plastic surgery, which virtually eliminated the classic Roman nose…
…Goth fashion (and axes and swords)…
Non-Roman barbarians they allowed to settle in their territory in the vain hope they’ed become assimilated…sort of like what we are doing today.
Fred Thompson RIP
Hillaryus Clintionus
Chuck Norris, duh. I heard they owed him money.
New research shows that the Romans had to battle malaria. But what finally toppled the Roman Empire was…
…Cry Bullies
Nero Care
Cicero of the liver
undocumented barbarians
the rich not paying their fair share
sanctuary colosseums
assault weapons
The Empire Reinvestment Act
RACISM!!11!!11
New research shows that the Romans had to battle malaria. But what finally toppled the Roman Empire was…
… bans on assault longbows that used clips that held more than 10 bolts. 🙂
New research shows that the Romans had to battle malaria. But what finally toppled the Roman Empire was…
internal parasites.
leaden leadership.
multiculturalism.
New research shows that the Romans had to battle malaria. But what finally toppled the Roman Empire was…
New Coke
Allowing the terminally stupid to vote themselves largess from the treasury, what a coincidence
Lack of quality cookies
Not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
Parrots pining for the fiords.
microagressions
New research shows that the Romans had to battle malaria. But what finally toppled the Roman Empire was…Melania.
Stephen, Peter and their band of Homo novus successfully sabotage Gaius’s steam engine and jaunt back to jolly ol’ England (circa 1974).
A Rift In Time
Thought that might work! Yay me!!!
Loved that show, still pull them up from time to time.
…a strict Mediterranean diet.
having a social justice warrior as its emperor
the fact that their soldiers fought like the Italian Army always does
too many walnuts and not enough cookies
Obamacare
The welease of Bawabbas
No relation to Incontinentia Buttocks or Biggus…well…you know…
Double secret probation
They ran out of other people’s money
The EPA (Empire Protection Agency) banned DDT.
Cash for Chariots and EBT (Empire Benefits Transfer) cards
Vandals, but not the spray-paint kind.
Deadly Dirk?
Tastes that included both snails and oysters.
Too much promotion of Transgendered Centurions.
IS LLAMA PHOBIA!!11!!11!!
Heinleinian bad luck.
… blind adherence to tradition. When they converted to Christianity, they forgot to stop throwing themselves to lions.
… the Ottoman influence is blamed for the recline and fall of the Roman Empire.
… kept thinking that everything X-rated was rated “Ten.” Big mistake.
… the year 495 was the VD year.