She would have done it but she was down at City Hall filling out “Hiring a child to shovel my walk” forms as mandated by the city.
the problem was her workman’s comp coverage had expired.
She should tell them she was taking part in the Day Without Women protest and they are infringing on her 1st Amendment rights.
“What? It’s next week? So I got the date wrong. I’m 76 years old fer cryin’ out loud.”
Unfortunately, all the pussy-hats she knitted are actually on the heads of her 17 cats. (Yep, that’s a stereotype about elderly women. That’s exactly why she needs to take part in the protest.)
Eh, global warming will take care of that problem.
Throw granny over the
cliffcrevasse!.She would have done it but she was down at City Hall filling out “Hiring a child to shovel my walk” forms as mandated by the city.
the problem was her workman’s comp coverage had expired.
Tell the locals it was now, by definition, a wetland. Let them fight it out with the EPA.
She should tell them she was taking part in the Day Without Women protest and they are infringing on her 1st Amendment rights.
“What? It’s next week? So I got the date wrong. I’m 76 years old fer cryin’ out loud.”
Unfortunately, all the pussy-hats she knitted are actually on the heads of her 17 cats. (Yep, that’s a stereotype about elderly women. That’s exactly why she needs to take part in the protest.)