Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Trump’s speech to Congress, liberals…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Trump’s speech to Congress, liberals…
went home to their safe spaces, put on their footie pajamas, and climbed into bed, each hugging his favorite stuffed animal, just as they do every night.
…are distraught that he really will make America great again.
…responded: “IS NOT”.
And Trump tweeted: “IS TOOOOOO!!1!1!!”.
…are combing through translations of Hitler’s speeches trying to find something Trump plagiarized.
…know how the last woolly mammoth felt.
…renewed their antidepressant prescriptions.
After Trump’s speech to Congress, liberals…
found the “12” on the outrage meter, are now working on discovering “13”.
After Trump’s speech to Congress, liberals…
were saddened that outraged mobs didn’t burn down Congress. Oddly so were Conservatives but for different reasons.
tried to find proof he was sitting on a White House couch with no shoes.
to never accept the will of the American people.
After Trump’s speech to Congress, liberals…
used Word to dumb it down to 1st grade level, and still don’t get it
had a protest and no one showed up
…chairs had to be cleaned.
…were hit be the door on the way out.
…had to rinse out their suddenly-soiled white clothing…
…vowed to return to next year’s State Of The Union with squirt guns.
…realized they ♪♫ lost that lovin’ feeling. ♪♫
I hate when that happens
…called the Kremlin for further instructions.
…blamed Bush.
…renewed their whiskey-of-the-month club membership, cause they gonna need it.
… logged on and waited patiently for someone to tell them what to think about it.
… got out their magic markers and “Down With ______” signs and waited patiently for someone to tell them what to fill in the blank with and where to meet.
… got out their yarn and waited patiently for someone to tell them what to knit.
…turned their Smug™ up to 11, because it’s worked well so far.
…feel sorry for the poor sucker they’ll run against him in 2020.
…decided to live in a van down by the river.
After Trump’s speech to Congress, liberals…
…spontaneously combusted into clouds of patchouli oil and hemp.
…told their spouses to “Bring me my brown pants!”
(To go with their brown shirts.)
said, “OK…here’s what we do nex…. SQUIRREL”
Started the OCCUPY STARBUCKS movement…. (It’s gonna take a lot of triple espressos to get through the next 8 years)
Screamed that he was a racist, bigoted, homophobe who was going to kill the poor, take rights from women and minorities and was out of touch with middle America.
Soooooo….just another Tuesday night.
Decided to watch youtube videos of a monkey washing a cat
…heads exploded.
…put on their plaid onesies and cried into their cocoa.
…were overwhelmed with feelings of dread, doom and loathing. And then they realized they were staring at the walls of their rectums.
…hastened to point out that there was a fasces symbol displayed on the wall behind him.
…searched for new words to replace racist, homophobic, misogynist, extremist and Republican since they’re obviously not working with the American people. But all they could come up with is, “I HATE YOU!”
… resembled the monkeys in front of the obelisk in 2001: A Space Odyssey — they didn’t understand it, had no idea what to do about it, couldn’t find any chink in it, and nevertheless wouldn’t shut up.
After Trump’s Speech to Congress, Liberals…
…rediscovered a deep and abiding sense of patriotism, a feeling of unity with working Americans, a sense of duty and responsibility to join with Mr. Trump in creating a better America, and a profound sense that, with all her flaws, this is a country deserving of our respect, our labor, and our love. After 12 seconds they snapped out of it.
Are awaiting soros to again tell them how to react.
. . . took their fingers out of their ears and discovered, to their great surprise, that they had been chanting “MOONLIGHT MOONLIGHT MOONLIGHT” instead of “LA LA LA LA LA” as they had believed.
Nicely played. You are on a streak after that previous opus…