Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The good news: police will be getting crime-fighting robots. The bad news…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The good news: police will be getting crime-fighting robots. The bad news…
Police will be getting crime-fighting robots.
…they programmed for Sharia enforcement.
…its voice program sounds exactly like Roscoe P. Coltrane.
…they will be quickly infiltrated by the Corrupticons…
…once they become self-aware, they’ll start with the self-abuse.
…they don’t think that they “need no stinking badges “…
…their logic circuits are made in China…
The bad news…criminals will be getting police robot fighting robots.
The good news is the police will hire Yoshimi to fight the police fighting robots. After all she was pretty successful with battling the pink robots
They can only move in situations that cannot be construed as racist… Or its a paperweight with a few wires taped to it. No one is sure.
The good news: police will be getting crime-fighting robots. The bad news…
They will have been programmed by the same guys who did the Obamacare websites.
…they love a good SWAT caper.
The good news: police will be getting crime-fighting robots. The bad news…
they will be mostly set up to do donut runs.
they will arrive minutes late, like the real police.
a lot harder to get them on the take.
…they are susceptible to Guccifer hacks.
…they’re getting the ED-209
…no ear-bud jacks.
The bad news: they will only fight robot crimes.
…they all want to be assigned to Car 54.
… their “stop and frisk” programming includes cavity searches.
That’s gonna hurt.
The good news: police will be getting crime-fighting robots. The bad news…
Topless sun bathing statistics are going way up.
most of the openings will be filled by illegal Mexican crime fighting robots.
they will try to play the bag pipes for the St. Patrick’s Day Parade.
when they go rogue they won’t be able to get drunk and lose their wife and the respect of the police hierarchy, but they will get the job done that needs doing. Their way.
How can more topless sunbathing be bad news?
(Possible answer: singing, liberal fat ladies.)
[Seriously] More Privacy invaded by flying drones.
[not seriously] Point taken.
The good news: police will be getting crime-fighting robots. The bad news…
They were all programmed by German Police.
…they use Lithium batteries. Back off!
The bad news…
… the courts have come up with a bunch of Mereandroid rights.
… one bad robot cop on the tech gives all robot cops a bad name.
… the kernel got deactivated one day before it was going to retire.
… nobody’s getting behind the slogan “Big Blue Lives Matter.”
… the good-cop-bad-cop routine equates to zero, and they do nothing.
… the criminals have gotten wise and ask all robots “You not wearing a wire?”
… the term “Robocop” is already copyrighted, and “The Dynamo Duo,” “Atom 12,” and “5.0” are non-starters.
… the older ones will ask for “just the fax, ma’am.”
… poor criminals will be out of excuses after “The Man” and “The non-Man” have been blamed.
… for some reason, they think there are only three laws.
… they can’t successfully pull off a stakeout on anyone named Will Robinson.
… their human supervisor has to listen to all their sarcastic witticisms (like “To Servo and Protect”) as they watch really awful crimes.
… when they hear about two-way mirrors, they start to smoke and say “Does Not Compute,” and are thereafter useless.
… they can be disabled by both those at the Captain Kirk end of the scale and those at the Austin Powers end of the scale. Pretty wide range of vulnerability, actually.
… when they try to destroy the galaxy, their inventor will just shrug and say “It’s not a bug, it’s a VGer.”
The good news: police will be getting crime-fighting robots. The bad news…
…YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY!!!
…is the Russians will hack them and turn them into Servo-Croatians..
The good news: police will be getting crime-fighting robots. The bad news…
… they are a fleet of A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000s.
…is that Microsoft wrote their program.
…is they often boot into safe mode and just stand there.
…is there’s actually a reference to “Microsoft Bob” in their code.
…is program bugs cause the blue face of death – with a paper tape core dump out their ass.
… the Thin Blue Line now provides little protection — just a link to Google.
… there are more reboots on the ground than ever.
… it’s illegal for them to have a Clippy with more than ten rounds.
… they’re all bussed-up about your rights.
… in all the excitement, they can’t remember if they used base six, or only base five.
… they pull you over, ask you if you were aware your taillight is broken, inform you that they were aware of the fact, and leave. Not terribly effective. And their tone is not very nice.
… the long, drawn-out negotiations between the crime-fighting robots, your self-driving car, OnStar, and Siri, while you stand by and drain a quart of Jack Daniels.
… they Facebook profile.
… and constantly say “Facebook ’em, Dano.” It’s annoying.
… as is “A night in the Pokémon, Go!” They’re pretty much all ads.
I fail to see how “Draining the quart of Jack Daniels” constitutes bad news. ????