This happened before the GOP tax bill passed, but I kept forgetting to post it. I just remembered, so:
“Hi Harvey, I’m ellen r w/ StopTrumpTaxCuts WI. The Senate recently voted to take away our healthcare to give tax breaks to the super rich. Can you call Rep. Sensenbrenner real quick and tell him to vote no? (I’ll send you a script)
I replied:
Hi, Ellen.
I’m super rich and I already told Jim to vote yes.
Sorry about your healthcare, but that’s really your responsibility to pay for, not mine, and I’m glad it won’t be coming out of my pocket anymore.

They may take YOUR healthcare but they will never take away my FREEDOM!
— from the “death of the Individual Mandate” scene in Bravoheart. …
… as seen at MAGAcinemas. Based on the story of Will Wall-US.
Harvey, good answer…
Love it!
It could easily become as popular as the ol’ Frank Replies To Spam.
Heck, you don’t even have to respond to the Nigerian Prince; you could just tell us what you would have said.