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The new Netflix series about JFK reveals his darkest secret…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The new Netflix series about JFK reveals his darkest secret…
The new Netflix series about JFK reveals his darkest secret…
he was gay.
The new Netflix series about JFK reveals his darkest secret…
voted for Nixon in 1960.
shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
liked walnuts in his cookies.
Lowered taxes because he was secretly a Republican.
….he was 50 Shades of Grey before it was cool.
…he didn’t have the best, OR the brightest…
…he thought Camelot was “a silly place”…
… he was err-uh prone.
… the pillbox hat was full of pills.
…actually wanted to do Lenny Bruce jokes on the campaign trail, but was told to do Mort Sahl as Bruce was too blue…until Clinton.
He squeezed the Charmin.
The new Netflix series about JFK reveals his darkest secret…
…he was internet before Al Gore.
…he knew who let the dogs out.
Marilyn was going to go all #metoo, but she died. Curious.
…that he was a mutant and The Establishment got to Magneto before he could save him.
Knew since he was a teenager the president was mostly a figurehead, except that a made-up missile gap would win his election and shovel money to the warmongers. Didn’t figure out until his last couple years how to use the president’s platform to help the country.
He really wanted to be a lumberjack.
He didn’t like chow-dah.
Two words:
Brown sugar!
…he was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih6XjO_fhrI
He contracted venereal disease when he shook Bill Clinton’s hand.
He used the presidency to cover up for Teddy after he drank all of Papa Joe’s bootlegging profits.
…during a panty raid at Harvard his first stop was at his own dorm room.
…promised to send a man to the moon by ’69.
…once asked if “By golly, is that Joe DiMaggio behind that grassy kn?”
He had secrets left to tell? Way!