Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Best way to mark the 20th anniversary of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Best way to mark the 20th anniversary of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal…
Blue Velvet
…would get me moderated.
You misspelled “spayed”.
…pizza and wieners for lunch.
..I’m here @ the Blue Dress Lounge celebrating as we speak.
Cigar anyone?
Close, but no.
…decorate the knee hole of the desk in your cubicle.
…pass out cigars.
…hookers and blow for everyone.
…blame Trump.
Or use the gold standard of blame….Blame Bush™.
Best way to mark the 20th anniversary of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal…
like a dog marks it territory.
Best way to mark the 20th anniversary of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal…
never vote for a Democrat.
Put the Clintons in prison where they belong.
Send Lewinsky some mouthwash. Extra strength.
Wash your hands.
Just blow it off.
Took me awhile to catch that one. Bacon to you.
Purell
Take a knee.
a tongue-bath from a reporter.
is to take Anthony Weiner to lunch.
Hang a blue dress hip high rub your manly tumescence against it until you blow your Durbin
Best way to mark the 20th anniversary of the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal…
…is Lysol. Gallons of Lysol.
Monica was going to throw a big surprise party…. but she blew it.
…tis better to copulate than never
Some sort of commemoration.
…. with a little song about “Lewinsky”:
“It was 20 years ago today
Surging hipsters conjured up a phrase
It’s been going in and out of style
But it’s guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
(Half-banned, you know, for all these years)
Certain Phrases, Only Parts Are Banned”
Needs work, but getting there.
“trying to go “in and out” with style.
and keep out of a Ken Starr file.”
Big improvement! … What are you, one of Billy’s Jeers?
(The B Side, by the way, is “I’m ******* a *****”)
Also on the album: “Being for the Benefit of Master****”
And of course Bill Clinton’s paean to the peon, “Within You and Without You.”
— by John Lapdance, Poll MyCountry, George Harrassment, and Wrangle Starr.
A performance of Ain’t Misbehavin’ starring Kevin Nealon.
Well, Harvey, you really challenged us in two ways on this Straight Line of the Day. Well played.
That’s a tough one Harvey, I’ll let Nina Burleigh put on the presidential knee-pads and chew on it for a while, especially in todays harrassment climate.