Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Discovered in a secret room deep within the Great Pyramid of Giza…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Discovered in a secret room deep within the Great Pyramid of Giza…
…the official ‘wrestling bear’ of the USA.
…ironically, a template for a Ponzi scheme.
…it’s a secret.
…is Obamas’ real Kenyan birth certificate.
Next to his college records.
…Hillary’s missing emails.
Jimmy Hoffa
The hieroglyphics version of Walk Like An Egyptian
…articles that report if the Egyptians didn’t send the Pharaoh money to appease the sun god Ra, the pyramids would be under water within ten years.
…the words “Kilroy was here”.
…and even secreter room.
Bill and Hillary Clinton’s morals.
A huge stash of covfefe.
Joe Biden’s brain.
Ok I buy the covfefe possibility but Biden’s brain and Clinton’s morals? It can’t be something that absoeffinlutely can’t exist, has not existed and can never exist.
… the last Hollywood movie that didn’t have liberal bias.
… Pelosi’s wedding album.
Its right in the name of the thing (and it was obviously named by some m@sshole from southy)…
The body of some really old geezer.
With a Southie ad: “Hire O’Gliffick’s!”
…mummified tuna.
a USPS stash of express mail
Steve Bannon’s razor.
… a little privacy for when you want to have a toot uncommon.
… the original saif space.
Chicago voter registration blanks.
…was the missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!
He went to the chair 3 years ago.
D.B. Cooper
The Cone of Silence…
… a skeleton in a red shirt, below grafitti on the wall reading “Great aim, Skotty!”
… the Ark of the Covfefe.
Discovered in a secret room deep within the Great Pyramid of Giza…
a singing frog.
Discovered in a secret room deep within the Great Pyramid of Giza…
the Greatest of All Time hide and seek champion.
Discovered in a secret room deep within the Great Pyramid of Giza…
the Spanish Inquisition.
And thay were completly unexpected.
The ultra secret hidout of Russian hackers.
Discovered in a secret room deep within the Great Pyramid of Giza…
I’m not saying it was aliens but… it was aliens.
an original set from The Twilight Zone
Empty champagne bottles and g-strings.
So Bill Clinton got there first?
DNC servers.
Pelosi’ baby book.
The original liberal playbook. Oddly enough, other than updated pronouns, it was the same as the current playbook.
… a liberal college student who heard that someone opposing open borders might, at some point, come to speak on his, her, or their campus.
Some college guys on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!!
Had to of been the men of Delta House.
The ultra secret hidout of Russian hackers.
…an autographed Craig Heyward jersey.
…an all-seeing eye all scrunched up when the lights came on.
…a mummy, soon to violated by Prof. Bill “Arkansas” Clinton.
… two engraved questions:
(a) How’d you get so funky?
(b) Did you do The Monkey?
Someone buried in his jammies.