Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The REAL reason Bernie Sanders showed up in Iowa last week…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The REAL reason Bernie Sanders showed up in Iowa last week…
“I owe a lot of money.”
The REAL reason Bernie Sanders showed up in Iowa last week…
blue plate special at the local IHOP.
…was to rebut Punxsutawney Phil …
… not even Bernie knows, actually. He just woke up in Iowa with a nasty headache & no memory of the preceding evening.
The REAL reason Bernie Sanders showed up in Iowa last week…
took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
He was headed for Chicago but, as usual, he went way too far left.
He went to Iowa because Bernie….The Destroyer of Capitalism, wanted to challange Iowa Jim….The Destroyer of Threads. After all, this country is only big enough for one Destroyer.
Much bacon to you, sir!
The REAL reason Bernie Sanders showed up in Iowa last week…
I’m not saying it was Aliens… but it was Aliens.
…was to meet with the American Pickers Dudes to see why the stuff they pick isn’t all free.
…somebody told him they served pudding.
To warn the residents of River City about the dangers of pool
He means to take Wimbledon.
To enjoy hot dogs and ambergris at an ice cream socialist.
It was due to those pesky kids and their dog.
That wasnt supposed to be a reply.
But it’s my only line!
For the waters.
But Iowa has no coastline.
I was misinformed.
He fell off the back of Hillary’s broom going over flyover country.
He misheard when they said, “see all the free corn you want.”
Cowtipping.
The REAL reason Bernie Sanders showed up in Iowa last week…
crows needed a scarin’
He answered, “What is your favorite color?” Incorrectly.
The REAL reason Bernie Sanders showed up in Iowa last week…
he was supposed to be there this week.
The REAL reason Bernie Sanders showed up in Iowa last week…
will be revealed on an extra special episode of the Bachelor.
He was going to see whether the pork tenderloin at Goldie’s in Prairie City is as good as everybody says it is. Then he remembered that he’s Jewish.
He misunderstood when he heard Iowa Jim say “Come on, Bach.”
…was because he upset Billy Mumy…
Russians or Global Warming. Gotta be.
Iowa lost a bet.
He thought it was Idaho
He got lost on the way to Vermont
The REAL reason Bernie Sanders showed up in Iowa last week…
stupid is as stupid does.