At a recent stop on her “What Happened” book tour, Hillary Clinton took some time to fantasize about an “alternative reality” where she was president.
We all do that. Right now, Alterna-me nearly has my bunker filled with alterna-ammo. Hillary’s not sending me to Camp Happy Goodthink without an alterna-fight.
“an ‘alternative reality’ where she was president.”
Ah, the possibilities. Getting thrown into Air Force One like a sack of wheat . . . getting thrown into the presidential limousine like a sack of chaff . . . getting helped up the steps of the Capitol . . . getting helped back down the steps again. Broken ankle, broken arm . . . Making America Crater.
Let’s not indulge her séance fiction.
Perhaps her next work of fiction will be called Washingtonquest, In Realms Un-Clintonized.
How many hours, days, weeks do you think she has spent fantasizing about what she would do if she were Czarina (I mean, President!)?
Maybe in that reality she’s not evil.
She might not have a Bill…. I mean a beard there.
Was Hillary’s alternate reality the same one where the SMOD wiped out all life on Earth on Jan 20, 2017?
Of which SMOD do we speak of here?
SMOD Space Monkies of Death (Band)
SMOD Staff Member On Duty
SMOD Sedimentable Mineral Organic Detritus
SMOD Single Manufacturer One Design
SMOD Space and Missile Operations Duty
SMOD Standard Mode of Dress
SMOD Sweet Meteor of Death