“Frank, why don’t you blog anymore?”

This is why. This is where I’m putting my writing time. Into novels.

“But your last novel came out years ago.”

Well, after that was released, my creative energy was used up by– Know what? Let’s not get into that. I have a new novel, and I plan from now on to release books at a fairly regular pace from now on.

So, anyway, here is my favorite thing I have written thus far: Sidequest: In Realms Ungoogled

Oh, and despite what that says, the audiobook isn’t out yet. It should be very soon. I heard a sample, and it sounds like the narrator was having a lot of fun with the material.

Anyway, this is my great new novel. It’s got fun. It’s got adventure. It’s got humor. It’s got a battle of good and evil. There’s Aquaman references. It’s got everything!

I’m really excited. This is the most me thing I’ve done. It should be like being trapped inside my head — but in a good and not horrific way. But no politics; it’s a nice fun break from that. The only position taken is that evil is bad and good is good.

Also, I should mention that a portion of the profits from each purchase of this novel go to the “Send Frank Fleming’s Kids to Disney World Fund.” It’s a very worthy cause that will help countless children.

No, wait, you can count them. It’s three. Three kids will benefit from that.

There’s already a bunch of reviews up if for some reason you don’t trust me that it’s awesome (which offends me). Here’s also a longer review with a bunch of quotes.

I’m so excited you finally get to read this! So go and buy it (and if you have Kindle Unlimited, you already have it!) and give yourself a good day by setting aside some time to read it. And I’d love to hear what you think and what your favorite parts are.