Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…
Chico Esquela
Colin Kaepernick
DamnCat
David Hogg
That guy you used to see in all those commercials. You know, that guy . . .
That’s what they call “damning with faint praise”.
So what you going to do with $7.45? Buy Tuna?
I should think a talking cat would be worth at least a sawbuck.
Saying “Where’s my Tuna?” over doesn’t count.
You couldn’t be more wrong. I’ve gotten lots of tuna that way.
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…
FDR, and he’s been dead for 75 years.
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…
I’m not saying its an Alien…but its an Alien.
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…
you know that piece of lint that sometimes gathers in your navel? That.
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…
Mr. Hat and Mr Twig.
…David Hogg
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…
some deplorable, white male with Svengali like powers over his wife’s voting choices.
…Milton – you better listen to him…
…E. F. Hutton.
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…
Annie Savoy
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…
Marcel Marceau
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…
everyone.
…pretty much anyone with a less annoying voice. Fran Drescher for example.
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…
the Mute button.
…Flo from Progressive.
Raymond Joseph Teller
…all the board members at Enron.
…Kathy Griffin at a NRA conference.
…is her husband, about 17.9% more.
Joe Isuzu
Her orthopedic surgeon
Super Dave Osborne
If he’s union, the guy who says test…test…test one…test two
Chuck Wepner, concussed and bleeding after a fall down the stairs
Bill Clinton, and he gets paid under the table
A banshee, or is that Yoko Ono speaking
Now getting paid more to make a speech than Hillary Clinton…Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers but not the Methodists. Their speeches are free.
The automated voice on the Metro.
This guy…but he’s going broke because he made the mistake of charging for his speeches by the hour………………….
The ghost of Vince Foster