Last night, I said their wouldn’t be a “Weird” Al video related to what I shared last night. I didn’t say there wouldn’t be a “Weird” Al video, just that their wouldn’t be a related one. Why am I playing a “Weird” Al video? Easy. I love “Weird” Al Yankovic.
Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.
What’s on your mind?
I do like Weird Al.
But this . . . .. .
I’m sure he was making fun of a song, but, jeez.
I had to end it 3/4s way through. Enough’s enough.
“Etc. etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. . . . . . . . . . . . …. … . .. ..
On and on and on and on and on . . . . “
How could we get Maxine Waters, with a group of other Liberal Leaders, to take a Duck Boat ride on a stormy day? Free tickets?
“Last night, I said their wouldn’t be a “Weird” Al video”
“Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me, no hope no harm, just another false alarm”
-Morrissey, from the album: Super Happy Sunshine and Butterflies and Lollypops. Vol 1
In tribute to Lactose the Intolerant
MEDIA [paces perimeter of prison cell]:
How do you feel, mmm? About your fair-haired boy now? The one who mocks us?
CITIZENS: Great.
MEDIA [slaps them]: Idiots!
MEDIA: And always talking about ze tighter borders?
CITIZENS: Cool.
MEDIA: [slaps them]: Racists!
[MEDIA iights cigarette, menacingly, pauses, contemplates. Leans in]:
And now.
What do you feel about this collusion with Russians?
CITIZENS: What collusion?
MEDIA [slaps them]: Enough questions! Did you know he is literally Hitler?
CITIZENS [wiping blood off mouth]: In what way?
MEDIA [drawing a Luger]: You try my patience, mon ami, and that is a very dangerous thing to do. A very dangerous . . .
[Shoots self in foot.]
Damn.
What if I were to tell you that your Mr. Trump made ze whoopie with a drop-dead, 100 percent, gorgeous Playboy bunny, who would never, ever give you ze time of day? Whom you could never hope to even talk to…… Eh? In his penthouse, with his billions of dollars?
CITIZENS: Effin’ Donald!
MEDIA [slaps them]: This is not going as I planned!
25 years ago: What if I tell you that Mr. cCinton made ze whoopie with an intern in the Oval Office!
Liberals: Effin’ Bill!
Media: Double standard? What double standard?
Media: “We control the vertical. We control the horizontal”
Citizens: “We still control the On/Off”
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Ernest Hemingway was born July 21, 1899, in Oak Park, Illinois, and it was good.