Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
…a convention on the Little Big Horn in Montana.
…a little help from their Russian friends.
…a credible candidate.
… just a modicum of cowbell.
…a bunch of Native American Hookers with loco weed and peace pipe.
…a holocaust cloak.
And that man’s artificial leg!
…votes…
…lawyers, guns and money…
Yes, their lawyers – your guns and money.
…plausible deniability…
…a miracle!
Cue Max.
…the twelve year old vote.
…a larger percentage of the Zombie vote.
What’s larger than 100%?
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
Trump, but without all that ickypoo America first, great economy, border control stuff.
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
weeeelllllll…. I’m not saying its an Alien but… its an Alien.
…trouble in River City…
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
a bigger boat.
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
fear and surprise.
…beers, lots and lots of beers…
or maybe she said Bears, lots and lots of Bears.
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
unobtainium.
Only effective if you reinforce it with wishalloy.
voter fraud, same as always
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
the highly coveted last sign on the moon.
I’d rather see you, Cliffy, or Oppo get that last post than see them get it.
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
a cunning plan.
… a cunning linguist.
…a believable media.
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
finding a candidate who so
offends the citizens of America…
…that his very appearance
would drive them out to vote for us…
But where would I find such a man?
Why am I asking you?
Wampum, ultra lite fire water and beads. Now has Nantucket on the market to raise same.
…someone to keep an eye on those meddling kids…
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
to try being Americans for a change.
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
a plan for REAL Socialism that by gum, by golly, will durn well work THIS time!
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
me. Really. Honest injun!
She’s every bit as honest as she is injun.
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
duct tape.
… a war party.
I’ll bring the popcorn!
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
to stop being Democrats.
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
a flux capacitor.
…lots of that sweet, sweet casino money.
Elizabeth Warren said that what Democrats need to defeat Trump in 2020 is…
a shrubbery!
No?
A large Wooden Badger?
No?
the Rabbit of Caerbannog perhaps?
No.
The vicious chicken of Bristol
No.
Dimsdale Piranha
I would have gone with Doug.
Spiny Norman
… the Spanish Inquisition! It will be what Trump least suspects!
… a popular vote… In Europe.
… They’ll call Trump racist. Surely that’s never been tried!
… They’ll get on board with the nationalism thing, and then mix it with socialism. National- socialism Is a sure thing!
Real National-Socialism surely has never been attempted before. Its so crazy it just might work!
… a step to the right and then a jump to the left.
…deceased voters
…the promise of more free stuff.
a catchy slogan like “Don’t worry, it will be other people’s money.”
…Stacey Abrams, she will never, ever be beaten.
…the Good Lord willin’ and the oceans to rise.
…Jimmuh Watchdog Carter and two Cuban vote counters. And Harry Reid to keep an eye out for fraud.
A Harumph
Ellen Ripley.
I think you’re gonna need a bigger vote.
A fully functional Deathstar.
… a really long “Straight Line of the Day” comment thread.
To the Moon!
Alice
… to fill in the details on step 2:
(1) Bad-mouth America.
(2) ??????
(3) Win!
Gozer the Traveler
Dystopian thinking … lots and lots of dystopian thinking!
OPiuM (Other Peoples Money)