Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The only thing standing between Joe Biden and the White House…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The only thing standing between Joe Biden and the White House…
Standard Response #1
Well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
The only thing standing between Joe Biden and the White House…
his hands.
The only thing standing between Joe Biden and the White House…
22 other Democrats [at the moment] and Donald Trump.
The only thing standing between Joe Biden and the White House…
you and your vote.
Not my vote – I live in California…
You have my sympathy.
Enough to get me off the list?
Well…. We will take it under advisement.
The only thing standing between Joe Biden and the White House…
commonsense.
The only thing standing between Joe Biden and the White House…
The rightful owners!
The People!
The only thing standing between Joe Biden and the White House…
Oppo and Damncat. I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
https://youtu.be/aB2yqeD0Nus
How is it my video links never display properly? I am deeepressed.
For what it’s worth, I didn’t see anything wrong with your link.
The link works, but I was hoping for the video to show directly like you other fellers get to do.
“Embed”
I tried that and it didn’t work, but I will try it again.
When they least expect it.
No one expects embedment!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue…
To sniff or not to sniff…that is the question.
70 million thinking voters
The only thing standing between Joe Biden and the White House…
And if he could just get his hands on it!
…is a bottle of Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific.
For starters, he won’t even carry his own state of Delaware in the primaries. As usual.
…is a series of women and girls with soft shoulders and all-too-smellable hair…
He should come out as a transgender lesbian.
What!?! You mean he’s not!?!
Not publicly declared so not in reality. Hey, its a liberal rule.
..is an ever-decreasing well of decent writing to plagiarize…
Look for suspicious writings that sound a lot like Beto’s.
I think he stole his campaign theme, “The Audacity of Grope.”
…is Hillary’s exoskeleton…
She hasn’t stopped anyone from winning the White House yet.
I beg to differ – she stopped herself at least twice…
Now that just don’t count.
Sez who?
The Auditors of Reality
Oh, OK
Fair warning, you’re on the list now Boyo.
Make him sit on the group dubya bench.
…is The Scent of A Woman.
… is a bunch of Secret Service agents. Funny, they never got this upset a few years back…
…a woman…on her balcony…blasting her shotgun.
Aw…that’s just Joe Biden in his bathrobe.
…the deceased voters
Well, face it. That vote could go either way in the primary.
…is the ever-present threat of hair plugs going rogue…
… those maudlin kids — all squirmy and sentimental for when only their parents would touch them like that.
… Cash and CORI.
… that pesky erectile collage.
…three letters: IQ
…a Grand Jury that actually indicts a ham sandwich.
…a leaked photo of a motel tryst with John Edwards hair.
…tank top photo reveals he no longer has armpit hair.
…voice change before debates after nude swim Canada goose attack.
It wasn’t a Rabbit? That’s much more Presidential.
… The cons just outweigh the pros.
PRO: Voters know who he is.
CON: Voters know who he is.
Even the paroled ones.
… The scandal burned out long before his lechin’ ever did.
— Good Biden’s Normal Genes
… his selection of Liawatha as a running mate, mistakenly thinking that Hands That Stalk & Tomahawk would be a winning slogan. This was after he found out AOC was too young to be on the Grope & Dope ticket.
Didn’t make it past the focus grope.
Appealed to the wrong Demo-grabastics.
“Hands That Stalk & Tomahawk” is right up there with “Tippecanoe and Tyler too.”
… the relentless way the media keep hammering him about his foreign corruption and collusion.
Wait. You mean they aren’t?
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… are the women who keep saying: “I’m voting for eeewwwwwwwwwwww.”
The only thing standing between Joe Biden and the White House…
…are some meddling kids and their dog.
…is YOU.
Only YOU can prevent Joe Biden.
… is a door that swings outward, but was mislabeled “Push”.
Joe Biden Is a man fated to go through life pulling on doors that are obviously marked….Push!