Straight Line of the Day: Now Becoming Increasingly Common in Florida… Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2019, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Now becoming increasingly common in Florida…
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida… sigh Well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens. Reply to this comment
But it could have been Monkeys. https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/full-circle/floridas-herpes-infected-monkey-population-is-booming-and-it-could-have-fatal-consequences Reply to this comment
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida… A Walrus discovering a BBcode page. Reply to this comment
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida… I’m not sure, but it’s definitely not sense. Reply to this comment
…DNA left behind by Shaquille O’Neal. and Mercury Morris and Tom Petty and Don Shula and Walter Disney and Trump Reply to this comment
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida… What ever used to be behind door number three. Reply to this comment
…Beto O’Rourke wandering around, searching for himself, or maybe searching for a new pet turtle… Reply to this comment
Straight Line of the Day: Now Becoming Increasingly Common in Florida… 40 free sinkholes and a mule for everyone. Reply to this comment
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida… entrepreneurs trying to cash in on Florida’s abundance of sunshine. One guy is selling empty bottles he left in the Florida sun all day. He’s marketing it as “Smart light…for the not that bright.” Reply to this comment
I know who’s already ordered a case… https://www.imao.us/index.php/2019/05/aoc-declared-no-longer-dumb-after-receiving-diploma-from-wizard/ Reply to this comment
…calls for Bugs Bunny to saw off the state.
…or Lorena Bobbitt
A rain shower between 2 pm and 3 pm
Pints o’ Cola
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida…
walls to keep out Mexicans.
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida…
sigh
Well I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida…
was it STD infected Monkeys?
Damn, it was Alligators.
…Florida Man stories…
But it could have been Monkeys.
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/full-circle/floridas-herpes-infected-monkey-population-is-booming-and-it-could-have-fatal-consequences
…indecently hanging chads…
… the catch phrase ‘Gat-R-Dung!’
…snakes – why does it always have to be snakes?…
…a lone shoe by the side of the road…with a foot still in it.
And it is always a Left foot.
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida…
A Walrus discovering a BBcode page.
D@mn yankees
…voter fraud.
…DNA left behind by Ponce de León.
Rick-Rolling
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida…
I’m not sure, but it’s definitely not sense.
Nonsense?
Northerners! That’s why we need more alligators.
…an aging and retired…. LEEROY JENKINS!
…a large wooden manatee
…DNA left behind by Shaquille O’Neal.
and Mercury Morris
and Tom Petty
and Don Shula
and Walter Disney
and Trump
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida…
What ever used to be behind door number three.
The Blue Plate Special / Dinner at 5.
…Beto O’Rourke wandering around, searching for himself, or maybe searching for a new pet turtle…
YANG/BETO 2020!
…Frank Costanza in retirement villages.
Straight Line of the Day: Now Becoming Increasingly Common in Florida…
40 free sinkholes and a mule for everyone.
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida…
entrepreneurs trying to cash in on Florida’s abundance of sunshine. One guy is selling empty bottles he left in the Florida sun all day. He’s marketing it as “Smart light…for the not that bright.”
I know who’s already ordered a case…
https://www.imao.us/index.php/2019/05/aoc-declared-no-longer-dumb-after-receiving-diploma-from-wizard/
…Landrys.
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida…
bad football teams.
Now becoming increasingly common in Florida…
People who are fluent in English.
Anything that makes thes the rest of us think “What the f…”