Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The editor of the New York Times predicted that within five years, newspapers will be replaced by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The editor of the New York Times predicted that within five years, newspapers will be replaced by…
Town liberal criers.
Liberal Town Criers?
Crying Town Liberals?
It’s like a game of Three Discord Monte
They’re crying because Trump is still President.
and he’s president because they’re still crying.
…the New York Times, which is no longer a newspaper…
The editor of the New York Times predicted that within five years, newspapers will be replaced by…
well I’m not saying it will be Aliens but… it will be Aliens.
Bulletin broads.
The editor of the New York Times predicted that within five years, newspapers will be replaced by…
Ask IMAO Anything.
…cute animal videos…
…the return of 10 cent comic books.
I ****ing remember those!
What a time.
“Superman? Batman? Little Lulu? Richie Rich? [ The store owner had no sense of categorization.]” “Baby Huey? Spiderman? Mickey Mouse? Archie & Jughead? Casper? Wendy (The Good Little Witch)? Tarzan?”
Meh … I’ll spend my 10 cents on a few bubble-gum cigars. Those comic books will never hold value.
The editor of the New York Times predicted that within five years, newspapers will be replaced by…
bird cage liner.
The editor of the New York Times predicted that within five years, newspapers will be replaced by…
the truth.
We can’t handle that…
… Special Prosecutor reports on everything under the sun, updated in real time by the Attorney General…
The editor of the New York Times predicted that within five years, newspapers will be replaced by…
large wooden badgers.
…Amazon-brand brain implants…
…Lady Grey.
Word of moth — fluttering to delight, but eventually squashed by folded-up newspapers.
…a daily “Two Minutes of Hate” video.
… sidewalk chalk and a hose. The sooner, the better.
…Mad Magazine which will seem reasonable and sober by comparison.
The editor of the New York Times predicted that within five years, newspapers will be replaced by…
owls.
I would have figured vultures.
Just for the obits.
At least they ask one of the five questions for investigative reporting…
….blogs written by liberal government employees who will now have to publish their own leaks.
…Google Face, an ill-fated mash-up of Google Glass and Facebook, with an ad campaign featuring AOC…
…cauliflower…
…perforated toilet paper, which will have intrinsically greater utility and value.
Wait! What? Newspapers are still a thing?
Yep. On pap – yrus.
Written in Hired – O – glyphs.
The editor of the New York Times predicted that within five years, newspapers will be replaced by…
Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists!!
…Folgers Crystals.
…Death Panels.
So…a cuppa Joe before ya go?
…an Etch-A-Sketch
The inter-toobs
… Newspapers 2: This Time it’s Personals.
You made this thread classy-fied!
… 2 orange juice cans and a piece of string.
…idle gossip at local gun stores.
…all the memes that are fit to photoshop.
…the Twitter account of President for Life Trump.
…LSD, sodomy and the lash at CIA headquarters. So nothing’s changed.
Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman
The editor of the New York Times predicted that within five years, newspapers will be replaced by…
….3 ply, extra soft, longer lasting rolls.